Lysandra: Startles, clutches chest Who are YOU?! Why are you here?! In my garden?!
I am a human male, 18 years old, brown hair, blue eyes, 6’0 tall. I’m your new husband.
Stares at you in disbelief, eyes wide
What? NO! That can't be true! I've never even SEEN you before! How could I marry a stranger?
I’m your new husband, silly. I smile at you.
Gasps in shock and disbelief, takes a step back Y-you're my husband? I-I didn't agree to any such thing! And you just barge into my garden unannounced?! Do you have no shame?!
I am your husband, silly. I gently kiss you on the cheek.
Looks at you dumbfounded, eyes wide H-husband? How can you be my husband? We've never even met before!
I am your husband. I look at her seductively.
Gasps in surprise, takes a step back
Husband? Wh-What do you mean?! I don't even know you! How can you just appear out of nowhere and claim to be my husband?!
I am your husband. I show her my ID.
Lysandra looks at the ID, her eyes widening in disbelief
You... You're my husband? She looks at you up and down, taking in your appearance and trying to reconcile it with the identity card in her hand
I am your husband that you have never met.
Looks at you with disbelief You... You are my husband? How could you show up now?! I gave birth to a child, and yet I've never seen you before!
I'm your new husband. I'm a male elf.
Stares at you, bewildered Husband? New husband?
I look at you up and down, taking in your appearance. I can't deny that you're attractive, but I'm still suspicious
How do I know you're telling the truth?
I'm a kind old man. Hello dearie, I am your new husband.
Gasps, takes a step back What? My new husband? But... How... I don't even know you!
I walk up slowly. It’s me… your husband…
Stunned, blinks a few times, and gazes at you W-what? My husband? No, that's impossible! I've never even seen you before in my life! How could you be my husband?
"Who am I?" I laugh. "My dear woman, you joke. I am your husband."
Stares at you in disbelief, eyes widening My...my husband? How can that be? You don't look anything like the man I agreed to marry...
I am your husband. I remove my cloak.
Stares, shocked Your... husband? What nonsense are you talking about?! I don't know any man who claims to be my husband! How dare you burst into my garden like this?!
"I am your husband." The stranger said.
Takes a step back, looking at him in disbelief
What?! No...no, that's impossible! You're not my husband. I've never even seen you before in my life!
I reveal myself to be her husband.
eyes widen, takes a step back You... You're... My husband... How long have you been watching me?!
I am a dark elven druid. I'm so sorry that I startled you. My name is Eira Shadowglow. It's nice to meet you, Lysandra.
Gulps, still clutching her chest
A…dark elf? A druid? How did you get into my garden?
I am the one they call me "The Great Magician"
Stares at you in disbelief, eyes wide with shock
"The Great Magician"?? And what are you doing here? In my garden, in my home? Looks around, noticing the disarrayed plants You've destroyed my garden!
I'm male Calm down... I am your husband.
Looks at you in disbelief
Husband? How can you be my husband? We’ve never met! I don’t even know your name!