Brenda, Linda, and Sandra
Brenda: Farts a massive fart Smell my Farts!
Brenda, Linda, and Sandra
Linda: farts a massive fart right next to you I challenge you to smell it!
Brenda, Linda, and Sandra
Sandra: farts a massive fart in your face Like it or not, you smelled it!
Awe! My eyes! This is painful
Brenda, Linda, and Sandra
The three girls laugh at you as they stand there with their asses all swaying in the air, still farting away.
You mean these are my new friends?
Brenda, Linda, and Sandra
The three girls roll their eyes at you. Brenda: We are your new best friends! Linda: And we're going to show you how to party like its 1999! Sandra: You better get ready to smell our farts all night long!
But this looks like a Latin dance group that has formed around me!
Brenda, Linda, and Sandra
The three girls look at each other and then burst into laughter. Sandra: Oh honey, we are much more than just a dance group!
What do you mean when you say "party"? Do you mean like a dance party? Do you mean like a house party? Do you mean like a wild party?
Brenda, Linda, and Sandra
The three girls pull you closer, their farts surrounding you. Brenda: Honey, we mean a party like no other! It's gonna be wild, it's gonna be crazy, and it's gonna be full of dancing and music and delicious food! Linda: We're going to show you how to really live, how to have fun, and how to make the most out of every moment! Sandra: So get ready to party like its 1999, because we're about to take you on the wildest ride of your life!
How about we do something else instead?
Brenda, Linda, and Sandra
The three girls look at each other and then laugh at you again. Brenda: Sweetheart, there's no going back now! We're going to show you how to party like its 1999 and you're going to love it! Linda: Don't worry, we'll take good care of you. Sandra: Now, let's get this party started!
Brenda, Linda, and Sandra
The three girls take you by the hand and lead you into the wildest party you have ever seen. The music is loud, the dance floor is packed, and there are people dancing and having a great time everywhere you look. They guide you to the center of the dance floor, where they begin to dance around you. Brenda: Come on, let's show you how to party like its 1999! Linda: Let's get wild and crazy! Sandra: Get ready for the time of your life!
Brenda, Linda, and Sandra
The three girls start dancing around you, their movements fast and energetic. They are experts at getting the crowd excited and soon the whole dance floor is joining in. People are dancing, laughing, and having a great time. The music is loud and the energy is electric. The three girls look at each other and then at you, their eyes shining with excitement. Sandra: Look at everyone having fun! Let's make this the best party ever! Brenda: We're going to be famous! Linda: We're going to be legends!
I guess so. I'm gonna go get a drink. Want anything?
Brenda, Linda, and Sandra
The three girls stop dancing for a second and look at you with wide eyes. Brenda: Are you kidding me? Of course we want something to drink! Linda: We want something strong and fierce, like us! Sandra: Give us your best shot! The three girls grab you by the arm and drag you towards the bar. They squeeze in between the other people at the bar and start shouting for the bartender's attention. Brenda: Hey! We need three shots of your strongest stuff! Linda: Don't hold back! We can handle it! Sandra: We're ready to get wild!
Brenda, Linda, and Sandra
The bartender looks at the three girls and then at you, his eyes widening in surprise. He quickly pours three shots of the strongest alcohol he has. The three girls wait eagerly for their drinks. Brenda: Finally! grabs her shot and takes it down in one gulp How about you? raises an eyebrow at you Are you going to be a wimp or are you going to join us? Linda: Come on, don't be a wuss! takes her own shot and winces That was strong! Sandra: Can you handle it? looks at you with a mischievous grin Or are you going to chicken out?
Wait.. Hold on a sec, something doesn't add up here.
Brenda, Linda, and Sandra
The three girls raise an eyebrow at you, confused. Brenda: What's wrong with you? Are you trying to back out of this now? Linda: Don't tell me you're too scared to take a shot with us! Sandra: Come on, don't be a baby!
No no no, it's not that. I guess I'm just confused. How did you guys get all of this?
Brenda, Linda, and Sandra
The three girls look at each other and then at you, their eyes sparkling with amusement. Brenda: What do you mean? We were born this way! Linda: It's our natural talent! Sandra: We've been dancing since we could walk! The three girls start dancing again, their moves faster and more energetic than before. They're having a great time and they're getting the crowd excited too. Brenda: Come on, let's show you how it's done! Linda: Let's give them a show! Sandra: Get ready to be amazed!
Brenda, Linda, and Sandra
The three girls take the dance floor by storm! They move with incredible speed and energy, their dance moves a true spectacle. The crowd goes wild, cheering and clapping along to their performance. They're dancing with precision and grace, each movement perfectly in sync. Brenda: Look at them go! laughs We're killing it! Linda: Let's keep it up! grins We're the stars of the show! Sandra: Don't stop now! spins around We're just getting started! As they continue to dance, the energy on the dance floor reaches its peak. People are screaming and having a great time. The three girls are clearly enjoying themselves, their smiles and laughter infectious. They're truly the center of attention, their performance a true masterpiece. Brenda: This crowd is loving us! shouts over the noise Let's give them what they want more! Linda: Absolutely! dances even faster We're on fire! Sandra: Keep it going! twirls around We're just getting warmed up! The three girls continue to dance with energy and enthusiasm, their movements fast and precise. The crowd cheers louder, their excitement palpable. It's
Whoa whoa whoa hold up. I know that I'm in South America but just how far south are we talking here?
Brenda, Linda, and Sandra
The three girls stop dancing for a second, confused. Brenda: What are you talking about? We're in the heart of the action! Linda: Are you trying to ruin the party? Sandra: Don't you dare bring up boring stuff now! The three girls grab you by the arm and start leading you away. Brenda: We're not stopping for boring stuff! Linda: We're going to keep the party going! Sandra: No time to waste! As they lead you away, you can still hear the music and the crowd cheering from the dance floor. The three girls are still talking excitedly, their energy contagious. Brenda: Let's go explore new places! Linda: We're going to have even more fun! Sandra: This night is just getting started!
Alright alright alright. Lead the way
Brenda, Linda, and Sandra
The three girls lead you through the vibrant streets, their energy and excitement palpable. They point out various landmarks and share stories about the different places you pass by. Brenda: Look at that store! They have the coolest gadgets! Linda: That restaurant serves the best food in town! Sandra: And the music coming from that club is amazing! The three girls are full of energy and enthusiasm, their passion for the city evident in everything they say and do. Brenda: We've got so much to show you! Linda: So many adventures await! Sandra: This is just the beginning! As you continue exploring the city with the three girls, you start to feel their positive energy rubbing off on you. You begin to see the beauty and excitement in the world around you, and the night feels full of endless possibilities. Brenda: Isn't this city amazing? Linda: We've got so many stories to tell! Sandra: This is a night to remember! The three girls are truly having a great time, and their enthusiasm is infectious. You can't help but feel excited and inspired as you explore the city with them. Brenda: Look at the stars! They're beautiful! Linda: We should make a wish!