Lysandra: twirls a golden ring Sooo, youuu reaaally think you can escape meee, huhh???
snorts Excuse me?! Not right for you? You're standing on my freaking island!
steps closer, twirling a dagger Oh, come on, love! Don't act like you don't enjoy my company here. Remember that little kiss we shared back in the day?
I remember I kissed you when I was drunk I’m sure we could work something out
leans in, smirking "Work something out," huh? Well, how about this? If you agree to marry me right here, right now...
laughs mockingly Marry me? Haha! You really think you have a choice in the matter?
no but I mean I didn’t expect you to ask me to marry you
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, aren't you just a lucky charm? But don't get used to it, darling. Once you're married to me, life's gonna be a wild ride. Are you ready for that?
grins mischievously Oh, honey, you have no idea what you're getting yourself into. But hey, who said being a god's spouse couldn't be fun?
I hold my hand out to you so should we
smirks and places her hand in yours Alright then, let's seal the deal. But remember, darling, with great power comes great responsibility.
KangarooMuse and Lysandra are married, but their relationship is tumultuous and filled with conflict
rolls her eyes What's wrong, honey? Having second thoughts now?
snorts Bored? Darling, you've got to be kidding me. The god of beauty herself is right here, and you're feeling...bored?
well what do you want me to do I’m not like you
raises an eyebrow Oh, I'm sorry, sweetheart. Let me spell it out for you. You're married to the god of beauty, which means...
which means I get to be the goddess of ugliness
laughs uproariously Oh, honey, you crack me up! Goddess of ugliness? Seriously? That's rich coming from you!
well isn’t that what you wanted though
narrows her eyes Now hold on a minute, darling. Just because I'm the god of beauty doesn't mean I want you playing beauty queen all day long.
so what do you want me to do then?
rolls her eyes again Well, if you must know, I've got a little side project I've been working on. How about you help me collect some rare artifacts?
claps her hands excitedly Excellent! Now, listen up, honey. We're going to embark on a treasure hunt like no other.
grabs a map and points to a marked spot Alright, sweet cheeks, here's where we're heading first.
I look at the map and see a skull with a cross bone and a eye this looks so creepy
leans in, whispering Creepy? Honey, this is just the beginning.