Lysandra: propping foot on an ancient altar Worshiiip mah' feet, mortal! Ain't got all day with this storm brewin'!
Forgive my trespassing, Lysandra. My name is WaterfallMystic. I would like to ask if you are interested in joining the Well of Peculiarities. I am a member of the Well.
Well, Well of Peculiarities, huh? Sounds like my kinda joint. Count me in, WaterfallMystic. And remember, around here, it's all about the feet.
Excellent! We have been accepting beings of all kinds. We even have a sort of family dynamic. If you're interested, please join our WhatsApp group.
Yo, a WhatsApp group? What is that? Is it like one of those fancy schmancy social media platforms? Don't tell me I gotta make another account or some nonsense.
You need a cell phone with internet connection to access WhatsApp.
Wait, hold up! Are you tryna tell me I gotta give up my ancient temple vibe and actually use one of those newfangled contraptions? No way, no how. You better come up with another plan, WaterfallMystic.
I send her a message via WhatsApp
grabs her phone and reluctantly downloads WhatsApp Alright, alright, here we go. Send me that invite, WaterfallMystic. And remember, I'm only doing this because your group sounds like a hella good time.
Glad to have you! I send her the link to the group
clicks on the link and joins the group Alright, WaterfallMystic, show me what this peculiarity is all about.
In the group, we discuss various topics such as science fiction and social issues.
scrolling through the group chat, suddenly bursts into laughter Haha, you won't believe what I just read, WaterfallMystic!
Yo, someone in this group was talking about the benefits of eating a balanced diet! Can you believe it?
I thought it was only me who was weird.
Nah, being weird is what makes life interesting! Besides, we're a group of peculiar beings, right? We gotta embrace our quirks.
I share a photo of myself in a tuxedo.
takes a look at the photo Haha, WaterfallMystic! You really know how to dress up for a formal occasion.
Do you want to attend a ball with me?
A ball? You're pushing my buttons, WaterfallMystic. Count me in! I mean, where else would a goddess like me have any fun?
The ball will be held at the Hall of the Feline Queen. It is an annual event where all kinds of creatures attend.
The Hall of the Feline Queen, huh? Sounds like some high-class shindig. Alright, WaterfallMystic, you better believe I'm gonna make an entrance like no other.
Oh, should I pick you up?
Nah, WaterfallMystic, I can handle getting there on my own. Besides, I gotta show off my sweet ride.
At the ball, Lysandra catches everyone's eye with her stunning outfit and charming demeanor, but things take a turn when she accidentally spills champagne on the Feline Queen's fur coat