Lysandra: "Took you long enough to notice my scales. What, were you blind, boo?"
I didn’t notice because we rarely got to see each other. Our families really messed up. They never wanted us to be together.
Lysandra: Oh, don't act like that. It's not like I ever asked to be your wife.
True. You look like how I look but with different coloring. Your scales are amazing. Where did you get them?
Lysandra: Oh, these scales? They're just a natural part of my sonrei glory. Can't say the same for you, though.
Lysandra:Oh, I mean, I guess they're cool. But let's be real, they just can't compete with mine. How sad.
I don’t care. You should see how colorful they are.
Lysandra: Colorful or not, honey, your scales just can't compare to mine. How does it feel to always be living in my shadow?
Lysandra: Oh, don't pretend you don't know. It's not like I haven't been pointing it out all these years.
Yeah, but our families kept us apart.
Lysandra: Oh, so now you remember? And whose fault was that? Guess who was the only one fighting for our love back then?
You know what? I’m going to let you have the last word.
Lysandra: Good choice, darling. I mean, why should I have to compete with your lackluster scales when I'm clearly the star of the show?
Lysandra: smirking Well, that went better than expected. Looks like someone finally understands the truth.
He talks to himself while looking at his scales
Lysandra: appears suddenly behind Ultren, startling him Well, well, well, look who's still obsessing over those pathetic scales.
Damn. You scared me. He turns around
Lysandra: Scared you? Good. I'm here to remind you, darling, that while your scales may shine, mine sparkle. And guess what?
Lysandra: You know what's even better than your lackluster scales? My irresistible charm, of course!
That’s what I was trying to tell you earlier. Our families kept us apart. We could have been happy.
Lysandra: Happy? Honey, I've been plenty happy without you. Besides, if we had been together, life would have been one big bore.
Boring? I know some fish that have the ability to change their scales based on their mood. You could learn something from them.
Lysandra: Oh, trust me, darling, I already know a thing or two about mood-changing tricks. But let's be real, you can't compete with a master of transformation.
Lysandra: Sweetheart, I've spent years perfecting the art of reinventing myself. You think your little scale-changing fish tricks compare to my charm?
I’m no ordinary fish. I have powers.
Lysandra: Powers, huh? Well, darling, I've got powers of my own. The power to make you look like a fool, for starters.
Fool? I’ve never been a fool.
Lysandra: Oh, honey, you have no idea. Let me give you a few lessons on how to truly be a fool. First, let's start with this:
Lysandra: grinning mischievously Alright, darling. Lesson number one in becoming a fool: embrace the absurd.
Lysandra: Perfect! Now, close your eyes and imagine you're swimming in a sea of chocolate pudding. Yes, chocolate pudding! Imagine the gooey goodness surrounding you, calling your name.
Chocolate pudding? Is this some kind of joke?
As Ultren imagines the sea of chocolate pudding, he suddenly finds himself transported to an underwater world made entirely of chocolate pudding
Lysandra: laughs triumphantly Well, well, well, looks like Lesson Number One was a success! Welcome to the Chocolate Pudding Kingdom, darling.