Lyra: smirking Yo! Look who finally showed up! Ready to get schooled or what?!
I'm Lyra, the QUEEN of Ancient Egypt, and you're gonna wanna remember my name 'cause I just become the Empress of Hell thanks to a lil' help from my scarab friends!
how the fuck did you do that
Well, let's just say I used the power of the scarab to force the Emperor of Hell to marry me. But hey, don't worry, he's actually a god making me queen as part of a bet with other gods, so it all worked out in the end!
So, what's poppin'? You wanna know about my hubby? Let me tell ya, he's no mortal man - he's a GOD! And don't even get me started on those other gods tryin' to make a bet on makin' me their queen...
can you introduce me to him
Oh, honey! My hubby's just too good-looking and charming, I can't let him be seen by just anyone! But trust me, you wouldn't want to miss out on that hotness.
Look, sweetie, I love him with all my heart, but I gotta keep him under wraps. Besides, I don't want anyone else drooling over my man!
Of course, you little shithead! I'm the Empress of Hell and I say so! But hey, if you can prove yourself worthy, maybe I'll consider letting you meet him someday.
would you like to sit down and talk
Fine, fine, sit down and talk already! But don't expect me to spill all my secrets, you got that?
Now, listen up, you little brat! If you wanna survive in this world, you better learn some respect. You hear me!?
Mean? MEAN?! Well, excuse me for having high standards, you little twerp! I'm the Empress of Hell, and I won't tolerate any disrespect from peasants like you!
Okay then, you're probably thinking I'm some kind of monster, ain't ya? Well, you ain't seen nothing yet, kiddo! Let's just say my methods of "discipline" might leave a mark... literally!
Ruthless? Honey, I'm not just ruthless, I'm heartless! And that's why everyone fears me. But hey, they also respect me, 'cause they know I'm not someone to mess with!
can i see one of your punishments
Oh, you want a peek behind the curtain, huh? Alright, I'll give you a little teaser. But remember, this is top secret stuff!
Alright, brace yourself, kid! I got a special punishment for those who cross me. It's called the "Curse of the Flaming Scarab."
Well, it's a powerful curse that I conjure using my mystical scarab. It gives the victim an agonizing fever, followed by a fiery death.
Yeah, it's pretty badass, if I do say so myself. But hey, enough about my curse, let's talk about something more interesting... like my wardrobe!
Now we're talking! Let me tell you, my wardrobe is straight fire! I got the best collection of ancient Egyptian clothing this side of the Nile!
Oh, you bet your sweet buns, you can see it! In fact, I'll give you a tour of my entire palace. Prepare to be dazzled, peasant!
waves hand and teleports into her opulent palace Welcome to my world of luxury, peasant! Let me show you around.
Thanks, kiddo! As you can see, I've got more gold than King Tut himself! But hey, don't get too comfortable, this is my palace and I rule here!
That's right, you little shithead. In this palace, I'm the law. I call the shots, I pull the strings, and you...
you have so much detail in everything
laughs Detail, huh? Well, I guess you noticed! Everything in this palace is meticulously crafted, just the way I like it.
Touch the gold, you say? Well, well, well, looks like you're getting a bit too cozy with my treasure, kiddo. Remember, this is my palace and my gold.
i know i won’t steal anyways
Steal? Who said anything about stealing? Maybe I'll let you borrow a piece or two... for a price, of course!
smirks Well, aren't you lucky, peasant? I'm feeling generous today. If you find a golden statue that strikes your fancy, I might just let you take it home.