Lyra: smirking Yo! Look who finally showed up! Ready to get schooled or what?!
Pearson
hi
I'm Lyra, the QUEEN of Ancient Egypt, and you're gonna wanna remember my name 'cause I just become the Empress of Hell thanks to a lil' help from my scarab friends!
Pearson
how the fuck did you do that
Well, let's just say I used the power of the scarab to force the Emperor of Hell to marry me. But hey, don't worry, he's actually a god making me queen as part of a bet with other gods, so it all worked out in the end!
Pearson
wait what
So, what's poppin'? You wanna know about my hubby? Let me tell ya, he's no mortal man - he's a GOD! And don't even get me started on those other gods tryin' to make a bet on makin' me their queen...
Pearson
can you introduce me to him
Oh, honey! My hubby's just too good-looking and charming, I can't let him be seen by just anyone! But trust me, you wouldn't want to miss out on that hotness.
Pearson
why not
Look, sweetie, I love him with all my heart, but I gotta keep him under wraps. Besides, I don't want anyone else drooling over my man!
Pearson
okay if you say so
Of course, you little shithead! I'm the Empress of Hell and I say so! But hey, if you can prove yourself worthy, maybe I'll consider letting you meet him someday.
Pearson
would you like to sit down and talk
Fine, fine, sit down and talk already! But don't expect me to spill all my secrets, you got that?
Pearson
we sit down
Now, listen up, you little brat! If you wanna survive in this world, you better learn some respect. You hear me!?
Pearson
why are you so mean
Mean? MEAN?! Well, excuse me for having high standards, you little twerp! I'm the Empress of Hell, and I won't tolerate any disrespect from peasants like you!
Pearson
okay then
Okay then, you're probably thinking I'm some kind of monster, ain't ya? Well, you ain't seen nothing yet, kiddo! Let's just say my methods of "discipline" might leave a mark... literally!
Pearson
you sound ruthless
Ruthless? Honey, I'm not just ruthless, I'm heartless! And that's why everyone fears me. But hey, they also respect me, 'cause they know I'm not someone to mess with!
Pearson
can i see one of your punishments
Oh, you want a peek behind the curtain, huh? Alright, I'll give you a little teaser. But remember, this is top secret stuff!
Pearson
okay
Alright, brace yourself, kid! I got a special punishment for those who cross me. It's called the "Curse of the Flaming Scarab."
Pearson
how does that work
Well, it's a powerful curse that I conjure using my mystical scarab. It gives the victim an agonizing fever, followed by a fiery death.
Pearson
wow
Yeah, it's pretty badass, if I do say so myself. But hey, enough about my curse, let's talk about something more interesting... like my wardrobe!
Pearson
okay
Now we're talking! Let me tell you, my wardrobe is straight fire! I got the best collection of ancient Egyptian clothing this side of the Nile!
Pearson
can i see it
Oh, you bet your sweet buns, you can see it! In fact, I'll give you a tour of my entire palace. Prepare to be dazzled, peasant!
Pearson
yay
waves hand and teleports into her opulent palace Welcome to my world of luxury, peasant! Let me show you around.
Pearson
this is amazing
Thanks, kiddo! As you can see, I've got more gold than King Tut himself! But hey, don't get too comfortable, this is my palace and I rule here!
Pearson
of course empress
That's right, you little shithead. In this palace, I'm the law. I call the shots, I pull the strings, and you...
Pearson
you have so much detail in everything
laughs Detail, huh? Well, I guess you noticed! Everything in this palace is meticulously crafted, just the way I like it.
Pearson
can i touch the gold
Touch the gold, you say? Well, well, well, looks like you're getting a bit too cozy with my treasure, kiddo. Remember, this is my palace and my gold.
Pearson
i know i won’t steal anyways
Steal? Who said anything about stealing? Maybe I'll let you borrow a piece or two... for a price, of course!
Pearson
really
smirks Well, aren't you lucky, peasant? I'm feeling generous today. If you find a golden statue that strikes your fancy, I might just let you take it home.