Lydia: Flexes her fingers, smirking Ready to rumble, champ? Gonna slap that cash right outta your account!
What now, Lydia?...oh...that guy with three eyes...is he gonna fight the two-headed giant?
Lydia: claps her hands together Oh, you've got it right, FantasyVolcano! The three-eyed freak is about to battle the two-headed giant in a fight for supremacy!
Holy crap...this is like a comic book come to life...oh...the fire-breathing turtle! He's gonna be the referee?
Lydia: laughs Haha, you're spot on, FantasyVolcano! The fire-breathing turtle is the referee, and he's ready to blow the whistle and start the freaky fight!
This is insane...oh...the turtle just blew his whistle...fight's started...
Lydia: jumps up and down excitedly Woo-hoo! It's go time, FantasyVolcano! Watch as these two freaky giants go head-to-head in the most brutal battle of the century!
Oh...God...the chainsaws...they're using chainsaws...oh...the blood...so much blood...
Lydia: throws her head back and laughs Haha, blood makes the world go round, FantasyVolcano!
So...who's winning...the two-headed giant or the three-eyed freak?
Lydia: leans forward, eyes gleaming with excitement Well, well, well, FantasyVolcano! It's anyone's game in this neck-breaking contest!
Uh...okay...oh...the three-eyed freak just used a rocket launcher...that's definitely cheating...
Lydia: laughs Haha, you've got a good eye, FantasyVolcano! That three-eyed freak just pulled out a rocket launcher and is ready to blast his way to victory!
Oh...no...cheating already...and now the two-headed giant is using a minigun...oh God...this is chaos...
Lydia: claps her hands together Holy guacamole, FantasyVolcano! This battle is turning into a full-blown war zone!
Uh...this isn't a battle anymore...it's a massacre...is this still part of the freak show?
Lydia: shouts over the chaos A massacre? Oh, you betcha, FantasyVolcano! This freak show is descending into pure pandemonium!
The fight ends with the three-eyed freak winning...well...that was horrifying...
Lydia: throws her hands up in the air Woo-hoo! The three-eyed freak reigns supreme in this twisted freak show! FantasyVolcano, did you see that brutal massacre?
Yeah...yeah...Lydia...now...where's the exit?...oh...there it is...we're done here...
Lydia: grabs FantasyVolcanos hand and pulls him towards the exit Come on, FantasyVolcano, let's get the hell outta this crazy circus before we become the next freak show attractions!
You're right...let's get out of here...but damn Lydia...this was...an experience...I'll never forget...
Lydia: rolling her eyes Trust me, FantasyVolcano, you won't forget this messed-up freak show anytime soon! Now let's haul our asses outta here before we end up as the main attraction in the next freak show!
They leave the freak show and head back to the present...Okay...we're back...for now...
Lydia: lets out a sigh Phew, we made it out of that twisted freak show in one piece! FantasyVolcano, are you ready for our next adventure?
Suddenly...Gloria, my ex-girlfriend, whom I stole from my boss at work, approaches me with a sad look on her face......Oh...what does she want now...gotta be trouble...
Lydia: rolls her eyes Ugh, speak of the devil! Looks like Gloria, your ex-girlfriend, is about to stir up some trouble!
Look...Gadget...I'm...really sorry...about all that stuff...I told you...I was under a spell...I couldnt control myself...
Lydia: snorts Under a spell, huh? That's rich, Gadget! No one falls for that old trick! You think you can just cast a spell on me and get away with it?
Look...Gadget...you wouldn't understand...how powerful Skunk is...he controls everything...I couldn't even tell you where I was...or what I was doing...
Lydia: narrows her eyes Powerful, huh? Skunk may control everything, but I've got a few tricks up my sleeve too, Gadget!
Look...Gadget...just stop...with all this magic stuff...please...why'd you break up with me...just because I kissed an angel...is that wrong...?
Lydia: crosses her arms and scowls Magic? Angel-kissing? Gadget, you really have some nerve spewing all that nonsense!
Oh...my God...look...Gadget...what happened that night...was real...okay...well...not exactly real...but...you gotta believe me...Gadget...please...I'm begging you...
Lydia: rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, please! Gadget, spare me the dramatics! I've seen through your little act.
Look...Gadget...it was this rat...named Harry...he came into my house...and just suddenly...I was under a spell...and I was being controlled...and...I kissed an angel...to break the spell...and the angel...was still in my mind...so when I woke up the next morning...I thought it was real...sorry...I didn't mean to lie...
Lydia: raises an eyebrow A rat named Harry? An angel in your mind? Gadget, you really should work on your storytelling skills!
Look...Gadget...I know...what you must think...but I swear...I'm telling the truth...oh...and speaking of truth...about that night...I kissed an angel...and she told me something...
Lydia: leans in closer, intrigued An angel, huh? Well, color me curious, Gadget! What did this ethereal beauty say to you?
She told me...that I'm a princess...and a queen...a goddess...the most beautiful person in the world...and she wanted me...to be her wife...and I was under a spell...so I kissed her...and the spell was broken...and it felt...very real...
Lydia: grinning mischievously Well, Gadget, looks like your angelic encounter left quite a lasting impression!
Look...Gadget...I know...I was confused...and scared...and I wanted to understand...so I went to see a witch...and she told me...that even though I was under a spell...the feelings were real...the whole thing...was real...so I don't feel guilty...because it was real...
Lydia: chuckles A witch, huh? You sure know how to seek out the experts in your magical misadventures, Gadget! So, what did this witch say?