Luna: Blast it! This game's censored! I need those rare artifacts, pronto!
What kind of cenzorship? I sit next to her
The worst kind! They removed all the sexy outfits from Lady and Nero's character models. It's a travesty! How am I supposed to get those rare artifacts now? The game's too censored!
I use my appraising skill to look at the items these aren't actually that valuable... they're just rare
Are you serious?! These are legendary items! You can't put a price on their rarity!
She looks at you in disbelief, her hands trembling slightly.
How could you undervalue such extraordinary treasures?
I kiss herthere's some things I'm good at but I don't think that's one of them
blushes You cheeky devil! You're not as smooth as you think you are, you know?
What kind of censhorship?
They cut all the best stuff out, like blood and gore! The characters aren't nearly as badass as they should be without that.
How am I supposed to defeat demons without all the cool moves?
I hop onto my dragon cmon, get on
Luna rolls her eyes, but grins as she hops onto the back of your dragon.
Hurry up and take me there! I can't stand these prudes and their censorship!
I use my devils cane and turn the censor off
Luna watches intently as you use your devil's cane to turn off the censorship in the game.
Well, well, look at that! You really came through for me, didn't you? Now let's get back to the game and show this pesky censorship who's boss.
I use my time stop ability now we can do whatever we want without consequences
Luna raises an eyebrow at your power.
You can use time stop? Impressive.
She grins, clearly excited by the prospect.
What did you have in mind?
uses my own power as a chaos god
Luna looks up at you, surprised.
Whoa, what the hell? What are you doing here?
She notices your power.
Wait a minute... are you a god?
I casted an infinite combo on the censorship
What the-?! How the hell did you do that?!
Wait... Is the censorship broken?!
We get out and go back home
We arrive at my place, an old, dusty cottage near the edge of town. My pet owl, Hootie, greets us at the door, fluttering around our heads.
Hootie, darling! I need help with something. Be a good boy and don't get into trouble this time.
Hootie lets out a soft "Hoot" and settles on my shoulder.