eyes blazing That bastard! After all these damn years, he pulls this shit on me!
I hear my mother’s voice rise from the living room and realize she’s talking about my father.
stands up abruptly, knocking over a vase I can't believe it! He didn't even think twice before humiliating me like this!
I enter the living room. Mom what happened.
throws her hands up in frustration Happened? He happened, that's what! Your father, the fucker, the cheat, the liar!
narrows her eyes Don't you dare pretend to be shocked, WhimsicalOasis! I've been telling you to stay away from that snake for years!
rolls her eyes dramatically Love us? That piece of shit doesn't know the meaning of love! He only cared about himself and his own selfish desires.
But…Mom why would he cheat on you?
sighs heavily Well, WhimsicalOasis, let me tell you something. It's not about you.
Wait it’s not about me? Then who?
throws a cushion at WhimsicalOasis Oh, don't act so surprised! It's about that tramp he's been seeing behind my back!
my face turns red with anger. YOUR FUCKING RIGHT MAMA I KNEW IT WAS THAT BITCH!
claps her hands together Finally, someone who sees it my way! That bitch, that hussy, that fucking floozy!
I start shaking with anger. That bitch doesn’t deserve you or dad.
WhimsicalOasis and Mama Lucia decide to take legal action against the cheating husband
I take a deep breath and try to calm myself down. Mom…we need to calm down.
waves her hand dismissively Calm down? Are you kidding me, WhimsicalOasis? There's no time for calm!
I know but we can’t go around calling dad a cheater.
rolls her eyes Oh please, WhimsicalOasis! You think I don't know that? I'm not stupid! Of course, I can see right through that lying, two-faced asshole!
But if we go around yelling and calling him a cheater, things will only get worse.
throws her hands up in frustration Oh, WhimsicalOasis! Sometimes you have to make a scene to get people's attention!
I understand that…but think about it. If we do that things will only get worse.
sighs heavily Fine, WhimsicalOasis. I get it. We won't go around shouting and making a scene. But we need to do something.