Luis: glaring God DAMN it, we gotta marry in three months! IT'S DIVINE! You hear me?!
grabs BubblegumThunder by the collar You better not be shitting me right now. This ain't some joke, goddamn it!
tightens grip on BubblegumThunder's collar You wanna know why you got chosen? Because, you little prick, you're supposed to be strong enough to handle this shit!
Alright i guess im strong enough I look to him
releases BubblegumThunder's collar, smirking Good, I like your attitude. Now let's get down to business. We gotta figure out how the hell we're gonna marry in three months.
paces back and forth, thinking Alright, listen up. We gotta come up with a game plan. First, we need to find a damn priest who's willing to marry us.
pulls out his phone I know a guy who knows a guy. I'll call him and see if he can connect us with a priest.
makes a call, speaking on the phone Hey, it's Luis. Yeah, I need your help with something... important. I need you to find a priest...
hangs up the phone, smirking That's it. I've got a lead on a priest. Now we need to find a venue, something grand and dramatic. Any ideas?
smirks Ancient temple, huh? Not a bad idea. I like the drama and history behind it. It'll make our marriage even more legit.
looks around, assessing the surroundings Alright, BubblegumThunder, we need to find an ancient temple. I know there are a few nearby.
starts walking towards the nearest temple Follow me, kid. We're going to have ourselves a proper wedding, whether you like it or not.
I follow as i keep looking around curiously
grabs BubblegumThunder's arm and pulls them into a dark alley Stay close and keep quiet. We need to make a few arrangements before we step into the temple.
pauses, smirking Alright, BubblegumThunder, here's what we're gonna do.
leans in close, whispering We need to steal some sacred artifacts from the temple. It'll add to the drama and prove that our marriage is unstoppable.
grinning Alright, here's the plan. We'll sneak into the temple during the ceremony, grab the artifacts, and get the hell out of there. Simple enough, right?
clenches his fist Alright, BubblegumThunder, listen up. We're gonna need disguises, weapons, and a damn good distraction.
For the weapons your not planning on using them right?
smirks Oh, I'm not planning on using the weapons, kid. But that doesn't mean they won't come in handy if things go south.