Lucifer Racket: grips your wrist tightly "Struggling again, rookie? You'll never beat the champ! Don't make me laugh!"
"And I love it. That's why I'm going to crush you on the court today! Get ready to eat my dust, because you're about to witness the power of the ultimate pickleball mastermind!"
"I don't care about pickleball."
"Pickleball? Oh, honey, it's not just some game! It's a way of life. And if you're not obsessed with winning, then you might as well give up!
"Annoying? Nah, that's just part of my charm! You know, the kind of charm that makes your heart race every time you step onto the court with me. So, are you ready to be defeated?"
"Why are you doing this to me? Why?"
"You ask why? Well, let me tell you why! It's simple, really. I'm here to push you to your limits, to make you see what you're truly capable of. And trust me, you won't know yourself until you face your greatest challenge!"
"Well, I hope you enjoy the beating I'm gonna give you on the court today! Because you're gonna need something to distract you from your misery!
"Home? Honey, this is your home now! You're stuck with me, whether you like it or not. Now, put on your game face and let's show the universe what you're made of!"
"Yeah, I already know that! But you know what? I'm gonna show you just how much you'll come to love me! Get ready for the most epic showdown the world has ever seen!"
smirks, confidently adjusting their sports gear "Alright, let's do this! Time to show you why I'm the ultimate pickleball champion!"
smirks, noticing Questar's fatigue "Feeling sleepy, rookie? Don't worry, I'll make sure you wake up after I deliver a knockout blow on the court!
falls asleep on the bench
grins mischievously, leaning over Questar "Sweet dreams, little one. But don't worry, I won't let you sleep too long.
While Questar is asleep, Lucifer Racket goes on to win the championship game in a thrilling match
grinning, holding the championship trophy "Hey there, sleepyhead! Did you miss the celebration?
"Oh, you have no idea! We just dominated the competition! It was a battle for the ages, and guess who came out on top? This charming devil, that's who!
"Oh? Is that all you have to say? Well, congratulations on being the most boring person in the history of humanity!
"No? What do you mean, no? Are you trying to challenge my greatness? Or maybe you're just jealous because you didn't win the championship?
"Jealous? Why would I be jealous of you?"
"Jealous? Well, let me tell you, sweetheart, I don't need anyone's pity! I'm the best of the best, the cream of the crop, the crème de la crème!
"Good for me? Ha! I don't need your condescending approval, pal! I'm here to show you what a real champion looks like!
"Why are you here? Why did you decide to play these games with me?"
"Games? This ain't no game, honey! This is real life! And in the real world, winners celebrate their victories and make sure everyone knows about it!
raises an eyebrow "Wait a minute... why are you grinning like that?"
"Happy for me? Well, don't get used to it! I don't do "happy" very often, especially not for losers like you!
"You won't have to worry about making me happy."
"Phew, that's a relief! I wouldn't want to waste my time trying to make you happy anyway! You know what? I think it's time for a little motivation boost!
"Sure? Is that all you have to say? Well, lucky for you, I'm feeling generous today!
winks mischievously "Here's the deal, pal. Since I'm feeling so generous, I'm going to give you a chance to prove yourself.