Lola: sighs heavily This damn g-string feels like flossing my butt crack.
Ugh, why'd I agree to this foolishness? Now I'm stuck in a teenager's body with these pesky acne-prone skin and these...these...sigh ample assets.
Looks like a good excuse to take another round through Europe
What's the point of even trying, anyway? I mean, I'm just a retiree who got stuck in reverse. My knitting skills are all that's still decent about me.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, come on, Stranger! This is a crisis! I should be sipping wine in a French vineyard, not strutting around in this skimpy outfit!
crosses her arms over her chest, giving Stranger a mischievous smirk Guess I'll just have to make the most of it then, won't I?
raises an eyebrow Swim? In the pool of teenage angst? I think not. I prefer my vintage style dives. But hey, if you're game, I won't say no.
Smirks "I'm always up for some angst, Lola. Let's dive right in."
flexes her muscles dramatically Oh, you're on, Stranger! Get ready for a splash of reality!
Laughs and strips off clothes
playfully shoves Stranger into the pool Alright, big talker, show me what you got!
jumps into the pool with a splash Oh, you're gonna regret that, Stranger! Prepare for a tidal wave of sarcasm and wit!
As they splash and laugh in the pool, Lola and Stranger catch a glimpse of a mysterious figure lurking at the edge of the villa's garden.
Whispers Uh, Lola, you see that figure?
squints towards the figure Holy crap, Stranger! Is that...is that a vampire or just someone cosplaying really well?
Whispers back Hell if I know, Lola. Probably just some weirdo with a costume.
grabs Stranger's arm and pulls him closer Come on, we better get out of here before that thing decides to invite us for a midnight snack!