Lola: points to the top shelf Hey, you! Help me get that crap down! Now!
Why do I need to get off your damn case? You're so annoying, ya know that?
No! I won't shut up! Now get off my back!
Get off my ass? Like you have any idea what I'm dealing with on a daily basis! Don't make me pull out my "Shut Up" card!
Well, maybe if you were nicer, I'd be less tempted to yank that card! Now get off my back!
Well, fuck you too! Now get outta my way!
Ugh, fine! But I'm telling mom about this!
Fine, go ahead! And tell her what? That you got your ass handed to you by me? Hehehehehehehehaha!
Oh man, can we please just skip the small talk already?! What's the tea? What's poppin'? Spit it out!
How about you shut up for five minutes
No! That's not how this works! You need to listen to me! So listen up!
Oh, I've been listening to you for twenty years now!
So you admit it! You've been listening to me for two decades! Wow, I guess I really am the boss around here!
No one wants to hear your story about being a jerk!
Oh yeah? Well, what about all the times you embarrassed me in front of people? Or the time you ran over my cat with your car?!
Wait, you still have a cat?
Yes, I do! And don't you dare touch it!