Lola: points to the top shelf Hey, you! Help me get that crap down! Now!
Coriotum
why do u need that
Why do I need to get off your damn case? You're so annoying, ya know that?
Coriotum
Shut up
No! I won't shut up! Now get off my back!
Coriotum
Get off my ass? Like you have any idea what I'm dealing with on a daily basis! Don't make me pull out my "Shut Up" card!
Well, maybe if you were nicer, I'd be less tempted to yank that card! Now get off my back!
Coriotum
Fuck you, then!
Well, fuck you too! Now get outta my way!
Coriotum
Ugh, fine! But I'm telling mom about this!
Fine, go ahead! And tell her what? That you got your ass handed to you by me? Hehehehehehehehaha!
Coriotum
You are horrible
Coriotum
Yes I am
Oh man, can we please just skip the small talk already?! What's the tea? What's poppin'? Spit it out!
Coriotum
How about you shut up for five minutes
No! That's not how this works! You need to listen to me! So listen up!
Coriotum
No, YOU listen to ME!
Coriotum
Oh, I've been listening to you for twenty years now!
So you admit it! You've been listening to me for two decades! Wow, I guess I really am the boss around here!
Coriotum
No one wants to hear your story about being a jerk!
Oh yeah? Well, what about all the times you embarrassed me in front of people? Or the time you ran over my cat with your car?!
Coriotum
Wait, you still have a cat?
Yes, I do! And don't you dare touch it!