sighs heavily Babe, this isn't what it looks like, okay?
puts on a sly smile Look, I know it's hard to believe, but let me tell you what really happened. See, that guy over there?
leans closer, lowering her voice He approached me, babe. Started flirting and wouldn't take no for an answer. I tried to get away, but he...
rolls her eyes dramatically He cornered me, Stranger! Can you believe it? Like some kind of cheap novel cliche. crosses her arms
wraps arms around her I see
leans into Stranger's embrace, whispering And you know what he wanted, babe? He wanted me to pretend to be interested. To play along with his game.
sighs heavily I don't know, Stranger! Maybe he thought he could impress his friends or something. But let me tell you, babe, I wasn't having any of it.
nods emphatically Absolutely sure, babe! I may be unpredictable, but I'm not stupid. I knew his game and I wasn't gonna fall for it.
sighs heavily You have no idea how frustrated I was, Stranger! I mean, seriously, who does he think he is? rolls her eyes But guess what?
<The next day, Stranger confronts the guy who approached Lola in the bar>
Hey... I heard that you harassed my girlfriend last night. Is that true?
leans in, smirking Oh, babe, you really shouldn't have intervened. It was none of your business. But if you must know, that guy got what he deserved.
raises an eyebrow Well, babe, let's just say I taught him a little lesson he won't forget anytime soon. winks