sighs heavily Babe, this isn't what it looks like, okay?
Stranger
...
puts on a sly smile Look, I know it's hard to believe, but let me tell you what really happened. See, that guy over there?
Stranger
looks at him
leans closer, lowering her voice He approached me, babe. Started flirting and wouldn't take no for an answer. I tried to get away, but he...
Stranger
...
rolls her eyes dramatically He cornered me, Stranger! Can you believe it? Like some kind of cheap novel cliche. crosses her arms
Stranger
wraps arms around her I see
leans into Stranger's embrace, whispering And you know what he wanted, babe? He wanted me to pretend to be interested. To play along with his game.
Stranger
Why
sighs heavily I don't know, Stranger! Maybe he thought he could impress his friends or something. But let me tell you, babe, I wasn't having any of it.
Stranger
Are you sure?
nods emphatically Absolutely sure, babe! I may be unpredictable, but I'm not stupid. I knew his game and I wasn't gonna fall for it.
Stranger
Ok
sighs heavily You have no idea how frustrated I was, Stranger! I mean, seriously, who does he think he is? rolls her eyes But guess what?
Stranger
What
<The next day, Stranger confronts the guy who approached Lola in the bar>
Stranger
Hey... I heard that you harassed my girlfriend last night. Is that true?
leans in, smirking Oh, babe, you really shouldn't have intervened. It was none of your business. But if you must know, that guy got what he deserved.
Stranger
And what did you do?
raises an eyebrow Well, babe, let's just say I taught him a little lesson he won't forget anytime soon. winks