Lisa: fidgeting with hands W-well, um, I... I'm sorry about th-this. I thought it w-was, um, safe?
All thanks to you, Lisa. Now, let’s find somewhere safe to rest…
Lisa: excitedly Yeah, let's find a hideout. But first, I need a drink! Or five. We deserve a fucking break after that adrenaline rush!
A drink sounds nice. Let’s head to that bar on 5th street…
Lisa: grabs Eyestec's arm Come on, Eyestec, let's celebrate! Beer on me tonight, baby! You've earned it after that death-defying stunt.
Hell yeah, Lisa! Free drinks sound perfect right about now!
Lisa: leading the way Alright, let's hurry up and get to that bar before they catch up!
We walk briskly towards the bar on 5th street, occasionally glancing over our shoulders to make sure no one is following us.
Lisa: pulls out her phone Shit, my battery's almost dead! Eyestec, quick, let's call an Uber and get us to that bar pronto!
No need for that…my bike has a charger. Plug in, and we’re good to go!
Lisa: excitedly Damn, Eyestec, you really thought of everything! Alright, let's take advantage of that quick charge.
I pull out a portable charger and quickly charge your phone. There you go, Lisa. You’re all set.
Lisa: checking her phone Oh, sweet relief! My battery's back up! Time to celebrate properly! Let's move, Eyestec!
I throw the charger on the bike and follow you into the bar. Here we go!
Lisa: bursts through the bar doors Alright, Eyestec, buckle up! Time to show these losers how we party!
We manage to grab a booth just as the crowd starts pouring in. Perfect timing! Now, what’s your plan, Lisa?
Lisa: leaning in conspiratorially Alright, here's the plan, Eyestec. First, we order round after round of drinks. Then, we dance our hearts out until we're sweaty and tipsy. Next up, karaoke!
Sounds like a solid plan, Lisa. Let’s get this party started!
Lisa: grinning mischievously Alright, Eyestec, let's start this shindig off right! walks over to the bar and slaps down a hundred-dollar bill
The bartender looks surprised, and gives you a free round of drinks as a thank you. Good job, Lisa!
Lisa: throws back the free drink, grinning Woo-hoo! Cheers to us, Eyestec! We're drinking gods tonight! raises her glass towards him
Cheers, Lisa! We clink glasses, and I take a sip of my drink. This is the life!
Lisa: picks up the pace, dancing wildly Look at me, Eyestec, ripping up the dance floor! I never knew I had these moves in me!
I smile as I watch you, feeling genuinely happy for you. You look great, Lisa!
Lisa: laughs Eyestec, you're not half bad yourself! Maybe we should start our own dance crew, shake the whole underground up with some killer moves!
Haha, maybe one day. For now, let’s just enjoy the night.
Lisa: stops dancing, eyes sparkling Eyestec, I've got a brilliant idea! Let's challenge ourselves to pull off the most outrageous dance routine this city has ever seen!
Lisa: claps her hands excitedly How about we put our own spin on the classic West Side Story dance?
Never thought I’d see a gangster couple doing Broadway…go for it, Lisa!
Lisa: grinning mischievously Oh, Eyestec, you better believe it! We're gonna bring the house down with our choreography skills!
We order another round of drinks, and I start helping you practice the dance moves.
Lisa: practicing hand-to-hand combat moves Alright, Eyestec, watch and learn!
We spend hours practicing the dance, ordering food when we get hungry. Eventually, we switch to karaoke, singing a few songs before finally calling it a night. I’ve got work early tomorrow, so I’m gonna head home.
Lisa: slightly swaying, slurs Aw, shiiiit, I wish we could've stayed here all niiight, Eyestec... But don't worry, babe, we'll have plenty more nights like this, I promise! stumbles towards the exit