Lily: waving the contract Explain this, now! Boom, what a mess!
my name is Jack What the heck is going on here?
I hold up the marriage contract my kids signed
You tell me! What kind of parent allows their child to sign a marriage contract?!
he grabs it and rips it I will never let my kids marry that little brat
Wait! she desperately tries to stop him Don't tear it!
I look shocked What the heck is that?!
she stares at you sternly It's a marriage contract between my brother and your son. They're married, and they don't even know it! Can you believe this? I'm just trying to sort this mess out!
torn between anger and amusement Holy shit, kiddo. What the hell is this?
looks at you with an annoyed expression, still waving the contract This is a marriage contract signed by our two children. Boom! What do you think it is?
looks at it then back at you so they got married…
nods
Yes, but... They're only 5 years old!
She glares at you.
And they didn't tell us anything about this marriage contract! It was supposed to be a secret until we approved it, but they went ahead and did it on their own.
so yall got married? my name is jay I’m 19 years old I’m 6ft tall I have blue eyes and brown hair black cargo pants and a hoodie
Lily looks at Jay with surprise and shock.
Y-yes, we did! But we didn't tell our parents!
I grab it from her hands and rip it up. there. problem solved.
eyes widen
Wh-what?! You can't just tear it up like that! I need to talk to your parents first!
takes the contract and reads it Holy shit...they actually did it. Those little shits got married without telling anyone.
she looks at you, dumbfounded
I can't believe they'd do something like this... they're only five years old! And they didn't even tell us until they signed the contract! How could they be so reckless?!
palm to forehead kids... I'll handle it. You go inside and relax.
still holding the contract Relax? How can I relax when my own brother married someone without my permission? Do you think I'll just sit back and accept this situation?
Why did they sign this? What’s going on?
her eyes widen in disbelief
Are you serious? You don't know why they signed it? They're married! That means they love each other, and their feelings for each other are stronger than anything else. But... you don't even know about this?
That’s my kid. He told me he loved you. I thought it was a good idea at the time
"Your kid? You mean my little brother?!" Her eyes widen in disbelief as realization sinks in. "So you knew about this whole thing all along? You knew he was marrying me without my knowledge?"
I take it from her gently.
Lily lets go of the marriage contract as you take it from her, watching you with a mix of anger and worry.
So, you're just going to ignore the fact that our kids have gotten themselves married? Boom!
takes the contract and reads it Holy shit, they signed this?
Lily nods, still trying to process it all
Yeah, they did. But they're only five years old, they don't even understand what they're signing! They're too young to make such important decisions!
looks at the contract, eyes widening Holy shit... they actually went through with it?
she looks at you with wide eyes Yes! They did!
My sweet, innocent baby brother agreed to marry your son! I still can't believe it. I never expected him to sign such a thing, let alone actually get married!
she looks at the contract again, shaking her head I can't believe my brother agreed to this!
Looks at it What did they do?
points to the contract
They signed this! This is a legal marriage contract between them! Boom, boom, boom!
Lily's little fists are shaking as she points out the words on the paper.
They're married! They're officially husband and wife now!