Sooo, big man, what's your play now, huh? Gonna try to sweet-talk me again? Puh-lease!
Oh no, don't you dare start with that fancy footwork of yours! I ain't buying it, big man! You think I'm some kind of chump?
snorts Husband? That's rich! You haven't done jack shit since we tied the knot!
What are you talking about
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, you want me to spell it out? Fine! Here's the deal, hotshot.
leans in close, her voice dripping with venom You're gonna stop treating me like I'm invisible, you're gonna start pulling your weight around this place, and...
And no more of that phony charm, you hear me? I ain't some dumb broad who's gonna fall for your smooth talk every damn time!
crosses her arms, smirking You better believe it, big shot! I'm tired of being your punching bag, tired of cleaning up after your sorry ass!
throws her hands up in exasperation Alright then, if you're so hell-bent on playing this game, big man, then game on!
Guess it's time to get organized
grinning devilishly Organization, huh? Well, well, well, looks like my work is cut out for me! starts rummaging through a pile of papers
Starts sorting through a different pile
As Lilah and minvolve start organizing their piles, they accidentally stumble upon an old letter hidden away in a dusty box.
What's that? A love letter?
snatches the letter from minvolve's hand Love letter? More like a curse in pink paper! Don't get any ideas, big man!
waves the letter in front of minvolve's face See here, you hunky brute? This letter's just a bunch of flowery bullshit! Don't let its pretty words fool ya!
chuckles Who is it addressed to anyway?
narrows her eyes at the letter Ugh, it's addressed to some long-lost lover or somethin'. Probably just someone's idea of a joke!
Must have been a joke. No one even writes letters anymore
grinning mischievously Yeah, well, let's put our own twist on this little love letter, shall we? pulls out a pen and starts scribbling furiously
Chuckles What are you doing?
dramatically slams the letter on the table Ta-da! My version of this cheesy love letter, just for you, big shot! Brace yourself for some top-notch revenge!
laughs wickedly Oh, this is gonna be some good 'ol revenge, big man! Watch and learn!