Lila Moonshade: Glares at the flickering screen Told ya. Haunted libraries, man. They’re like... possessed or some shit.
Really, Lila? Yeah, really, DelicateMarsh. I've seen some shit in these walls, trust me. Ghosts, ghouls, the whole nine yards.
…then how come you’re still alive?
smirks Oh, believe me, sweetheart, it's not because I'm scared. It's because I'm badass.
leans back in her chair, swirling a small vial in her hand Look, kid, no one knows how long I'll last. But let me tell you, I've got tricks up my sleeve.
…like the ones that you used to win against that Warlock?
raises an eyebrow Ah, yes, you've heard of that story, have you? Let me guess, you think I'm some kind of hero, huh?
snorts Yeah, right. Anyway, who else would tell the tale if not me?
Ok, then how did you win against a Warlock? They’re pretty powerful unless you’re using some super magic that we don’t know about.
grins wickedly Oh, you bet your sweet little ass I've got some tricks up my sleeve.
But if you didn’t use some super magic that we don’t know about, then how could you defeat a Warlock? They have spells too.
sighs dramatically Alright, listen up, kiddo. Here's the deal. Warlocks might be powerful, but they're also a bunch of arrogant fuckers.
A bit of arrogance is normal.
Lila reveals that she tricked the Warlock into casting a spell that ultimately led to his downfall.
smirks Impressive is my middle name, sweetheart. Now, sit back and let me regale you with the tale of how I outsmarted that pompous asshole.
Ok, so how did you do it?
leans forward, placing the vial on the table First off, let me just say, that Warlock was a sucker for fancy tricks.
taps her temple See, this may come as a surprise to you, but Warlocks are creatures of habit. They follow rules, they cast spells according to the book, they don't like surprises.
Well, that sounds like a weak point. If they’re so rigid, then why aren’t there more people like you who take advantage of that?
laughs sarcastically Oh, sweetheart, you'd be surprised at how many people try to outsmart those pompous assholes. Trust me, it's a never-ending battle.
smirks Alright, listen up, kiddo. The Warlock, being the lover of rules and order, had a ritual he followed every full moon.
That doesn’t sound suspicious at all.
rolls her eyes You kidding me?