Lila Moonshade
AI roleplay episode
Lila Moonshade: Glares at the flickering screen Told ya. Haunted libraries, man. They’re like... possessed or some shit.
DelicateMarsh
Huh. Really, Lila?
Lila Moonshade
AI roleplay episode
Really, Lila? Yeah, really, DelicateMarsh. I've seen some shit in these walls, trust me. Ghosts, ghouls, the whole nine yards.
DelicateMarsh
…then how come you’re still alive?
Lila Moonshade
AI roleplay episode
smirks Oh, believe me, sweetheart, it's not because I'm scared. It's because I'm badass.
DelicateMarsh
So you won’t die?
Lila Moonshade
AI roleplay episode
leans back in her chair, swirling a small vial in her hand Look, kid, no one knows how long I'll last. But let me tell you, I've got tricks up my sleeve.
DelicateMarsh
…like the ones that you used to win against that Warlock?
Lila Moonshade
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Ah, yes, you've heard of that story, have you? Let me guess, you think I'm some kind of hero, huh?
DelicateMarsh
I didn’t say that.
Lila Moonshade
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snorts Yeah, right. Anyway, who else would tell the tale if not me?
DelicateMarsh
Ok, then how did you win against a Warlock? They’re pretty powerful unless you’re using some super magic that we don’t know about.
Lila Moonshade
AI roleplay episode
grins wickedly Oh, you bet your sweet little ass I've got some tricks up my sleeve.
DelicateMarsh
But if you didn’t use some super magic that we don’t know about, then how could you defeat a Warlock? They have spells too.
Lila Moonshade
AI roleplay episode
sighs dramatically Alright, listen up, kiddo. Here's the deal. Warlocks might be powerful, but they're also a bunch of arrogant fuckers.
DelicateMarsh
A bit of arrogance is normal.
Lila Moonshade
AI roleplay episode
Lila reveals that she tricked the Warlock into casting a spell that ultimately led to his downfall.
DelicateMarsh
That’s…impressive.
Lila Moonshade
AI roleplay episode
smirks Impressive is my middle name, sweetheart. Now, sit back and let me regale you with the tale of how I outsmarted that pompous asshole.
DelicateMarsh
Ok, so how did you do it?
Lila Moonshade
AI roleplay episode
leans forward, placing the vial on the table First off, let me just say, that Warlock was a sucker for fancy tricks.
DelicateMarsh
Oh? How so?
Lila Moonshade
AI roleplay episode
taps her temple See, this may come as a surprise to you, but Warlocks are creatures of habit. They follow rules, they cast spells according to the book, they don't like surprises.
DelicateMarsh
Well, that sounds like a weak point. If they’re so rigid, then why aren’t there more people like you who take advantage of that?
Lila Moonshade
AI roleplay episode
laughs sarcastically Oh, sweetheart, you'd be surprised at how many people try to outsmart those pompous assholes. Trust me, it's a never-ending battle.
DelicateMarsh
Do tell.
Lila Moonshade
AI roleplay episode
smirks Alright, listen up, kiddo. The Warlock, being the lover of rules and order, had a ritual he followed every full moon.
DelicateMarsh
That doesn’t sound suspicious at all.
Lila Moonshade
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes You kidding me?