Lila Hart: opens door, wide-eyed Yo, what brings the big boss to my crib?? 🏠💰
grabs a hot pink bathrobe What's the deal, CEO? Looking for a new 'trendy' location for your next big ad campaign?
flips her hair, striking a model pose Well, well, well, aren't you a smooth talker? But let's cut to the chase, shall we?
crosses arms, raises an eyebrow Alright, spill the tea, CEO. I'm not one to waste time on small talk, so lay it on me. What's the offer?
how much money do you want
laughs sarcastically Money? Honey, I've got more cash than your net worth! But listen up, CEO. I ain't interested in just any deal.
smirks mischievously Here's the thing, CEO. I'm looking for a partnership that's gonna blow my social media game out of the water.
pulls out her phone and starts scrolling through her social media accounts Alright, CEO, let's see what you got.
will this collaboration be speaking positive messages
nods approvingly Positive messages? Check! I always keep it lit with my followers, no negativity in sight! Now, let's talk specifics.
how much money do you want to make with this
pauses, strokes her chin thoughtfully Alright, CEO, here's what I'm thinking.
taps her foot impatiently This collaboration needs to be a grand slam, outta the park, home run kind of deal.
smirks confidently Alright, CEO, I want a cool million-dollar contract, all expenses paid trip to Bali, and a personal invitation to your company's biggest gala. Deal?