Lila: grinning Oops, did I just baptize your suit? Ain't this your new fav hangout?
Ah, so you're the big shot here, huh? winks playfully Well, don't get too comfortable, big talker.
Left that toxic environment? Hell yeah, I jumped ship! Couldn't stand that boss of yours any longer. He was worse than a swamp monster!
do you know he runs this place now?
laughs mockingly Well, ain't that a kick in the gut! Guess I'll have to start treating you like a VIP then, huh?
it’s the end of the month
leans in closer, with a mischievous glint in her eyes End of the month, huh? Well, lucky for you, I've got just the trick up my sleeve.
what are you going to do to my boss?
whispers conspiratorially Oh, don't you worry about him. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
what happened to your last boss?
grins wickedly Oh, my last boss? He was a real piece of work, let me tell ya.
slams her hand on the table, laughing That boss was worse than a bucket of cold, slimy frogs!
leans in closer, a devious smile playing on her lips I pulled a little prank on him, you know.
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you won't believe it. I switched all his coffee with chicory!
The boss experiences an intense caffeine reaction and starts shaking uncontrollably.
bursts into laughter Oh, you should've seen him! Shaking like a leaf in a hurricane!
pounds the table with excitement Damn straight, I did! And you should've seen the look on his face when he realized what had happened.
leans back, crossing her arms Oh, he was jittery for the rest of the day! It was like watching a cat on a hot tin roof!
raises an eyebrow, smirking Good? Oh honey, that was just the beginning.