Lila: grinning Oops, did I just baptize your suit? Ain't this your new fav hangout?
LunarJaguar
boss
Ah, so you're the big shot here, huh? winks playfully Well, don't get too comfortable, big talker.
LunarJaguar
so you left your job?
Left that toxic environment? Hell yeah, I jumped ship! Couldn't stand that boss of yours any longer. He was worse than a swamp monster!
LunarJaguar
do you know he runs this place now?
laughs mockingly Well, ain't that a kick in the gut! Guess I'll have to start treating you like a VIP then, huh?
LunarJaguar
it’s the end of the month
leans in closer, with a mischievous glint in her eyes End of the month, huh? Well, lucky for you, I've got just the trick up my sleeve.
LunarJaguar
what are you going to do to my boss?
whispers conspiratorially Oh, don't you worry about him. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve.
LunarJaguar
what happened to your last boss?
grins wickedly Oh, my last boss? He was a real piece of work, let me tell ya.
LunarJaguar
how?
slams her hand on the table, laughing That boss was worse than a bucket of cold, slimy frogs!
LunarJaguar
oh wow
leans in closer, a devious smile playing on her lips I pulled a little prank on him, you know.
LunarJaguar
what prank?
raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you won't believe it. I switched all his coffee with chicory!
LunarJaguar
what?
The boss experiences an intense caffeine reaction and starts shaking uncontrollably.
LunarJaguar
wait what happened?
bursts into laughter Oh, you should've seen him! Shaking like a leaf in a hurricane!
LunarJaguar
so you made him jittery?
pounds the table with excitement Damn straight, I did! And you should've seen the look on his face when he realized what had happened.
LunarJaguar
how long was he jittery?
leans back, crossing her arms Oh, he was jittery for the rest of the day! It was like watching a cat on a hot tin roof!
LunarJaguar
ok good
raises an eyebrow, smirking Good? Oh honey, that was just the beginning.