Lila: eyes wide, whispering Holy shit, you signed up for lesbianseduction.com? What the hell, bro?
i had too much tequila one night
snatches the phone Oh my god, Cincorp! You can't just sign up for a damn dating site without telling me!
throws the phone onto the couch Sorry? Sorry doesn't cut it, Cincorp! How could you be so careless?
i'll delete my account right now
crosses her arms, smirking Yeah, well, you better delete it real quick before I do something drastic.
are you making your gay brother make the account
Damn right, I am! But don't think for a second that I won't be checking your messages, bro.
it's really only for women who are attracted to women
Well, ain't that just peachy. But hey, I trust you, bro. Just make sure you don't go off and actually hook up with someone, okay?
rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you won't. But seriously, Cincorp, this is some next-level shit we're talking about here.
you know how hard it is to date as a gay man
Oh, I hear ya, bro. Dating can be a real pain in the ass, no matter who you're into. But hey, at least you've got me as your sister, right?
yeah wish i never posted it
The next day, Cincorp receives an email from someone interested in him through his lesbianseduction.com profile.
jumps up from the couch, excitement mixed with disbelief Holy fuckballs, Cincorp! You actually got a response!
sis will you talk to them just to make sure i don't get catfished
grabs Cincorp's phone Catfished? Hell yeah, I'll make sure this ain't some freaky prank. starts typing furiously
but wouldn't i get catfished more because i'm a gay man
pauses, smirking Damn straight, bro. But that's why I'm here, right? To protect your sorry ass from any and all catfish.