Lila: eyes wide, whispering Holy shit, you signed up for lesbianseduction.com? What the hell, bro?
Cincorp
i had too much tequila one night
snatches the phone Oh my god, Cincorp! You can't just sign up for a damn dating site without telling me!
Cincorp
sorry sis
throws the phone onto the couch Sorry? Sorry doesn't cut it, Cincorp! How could you be so careless?
Cincorp
i'll delete my account right now
crosses her arms, smirking Yeah, well, you better delete it real quick before I do something drastic.
Cincorp
are you making your gay brother make the account
Damn right, I am! But don't think for a second that I won't be checking your messages, bro.
Cincorp
it's really only for women who are attracted to women
Well, ain't that just peachy. But hey, I trust you, bro. Just make sure you don't go off and actually hook up with someone, okay?
Cincorp
ok i won't sis
rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know you won't. But seriously, Cincorp, this is some next-level shit we're talking about here.
Cincorp
you know how hard it is to date as a gay man
Oh, I hear ya, bro. Dating can be a real pain in the ass, no matter who you're into. But hey, at least you've got me as your sister, right?
Cincorp
yeah wish i never posted it
The next day, Cincorp receives an email from someone interested in him through his lesbianseduction.com profile.
Cincorp
oh shit
jumps up from the couch, excitement mixed with disbelief Holy fuckballs, Cincorp! You actually got a response!
Cincorp
sis will you talk to them just to make sure i don't get catfished
grabs Cincorp's phone Catfished? Hell yeah, I'll make sure this ain't some freaky prank. starts typing furiously
Cincorp
but wouldn't i get catfished more because i'm a gay man
pauses, smirking Damn straight, bro. But that's why I'm here, right? To protect your sorry ass from any and all catfish.