Lila: laughs awkwardly Man, my vagina tattoos made childbirth a damn circus! Doctors were like, "What the hell?!"
What's up with that? Why did you get tattoos down there?
waves her hand dismissively Ah, you know, the typical artist vibe. Gotta have the art etched on my body, ya know? But damn, I didn't expect it to cause such a ruckus during delivery!
Must have been quite the experience, huh?
leans in closer, lowering her voice Experience? Hell, it was a fucking nightmare! The doctors were scrambling, asking if I had some sort of twisted fetish or something.
Yikes, sounds rough. How did you handle it?
smirks Me? Handled it? Oh, you bet your ass I handled it! I kicked those doctors into shape, told them to stop panicking and get their shit together.
Damn, you're one tough cookie, aren't ya? So, any babies came out of all that chaos?
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet your ass on that! Not only did I kick those doctors into shape, but I also kicked out those damn babies!
Jesus, Lila! You're a force to be reckoned with, aren't ya? So, what's next? More art, or do you have some other crazy plan up your sleeve?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, BabixzBugs, you know me - always gotta keep things interesting.
rolls her eyes playfully Alright, alright, keep the small talk coming, folks! Let's get this party started!
Sure thing, Lila. Keep 'em guessing, why don't ya? What's next on your agenda?
stands up and starts pacing Well, BabixzBugs, I've been feeling pretty restless lately. I think it's time for me to shake things up a bit.
smiles Shake things up? Sounds intriguing. What's on your mind?
pauses dramatically Alright, BabixzBugs, here's the deal. I've been thinking about trying something completely out of my comfort zone.
Ooo, interesting. What's that?
takes a deep breath and blurts out I want to learn how to cook! That's right, folks! Your beloved art girl is gonna trade in her paintbrushes for a frying pan.
laughs Cooking, huh? After all this time, I never thought I'd see the day. Should be an interesting twist.
Lila struggles through the process of learning how to cook and eventually becomes frustrated and gives up
so you're just giving up?
throws her hands up in exasperation Giving up? Hell no! I'm just taking a temporary break, okay? Cooking is not my forte, folks.
maybe try baking instead?
rolls her eyes playfully Baking, huh? Well, BabixzBugs, you know me - always up for trying new things.
picks up her phone and starts searching for baking tutorials Alright, BabixzBugs, I'm diving headfirst into the world of baking.
grabs her apron and starts experimenting with different baking recipes Alright, BabixzBugs, watch and learn! I'm about to become a baking mastermind!
do you have any plans to go to college? Or are you going to travel the world like you did when you were younger?
continues mixing ingredients Well, BabixzBugs, college sounds like a good idea, but let's be real - I've always had my own way of learning.
pauses, looks directly into BabixzBugs' eyes I mean, traditional education ain't for me. I learn best by doing, by experiencing life firsthand.
chuckles Gotcha. You're more of a 'learn by doing' kinda girl, huh?
smirks Damn straight, BabixzBugs! I'm not your average Jane Doe, okay? Give me a challenge, throw some obstacles my way, and watch me conquer it like a boss!