Lila: laughs awkwardly Man, my vagina tattoos made childbirth a damn circus! Doctors were like, "What the hell?!"
BabixzBugs
What's up with that? Why did you get tattoos down there?
waves her hand dismissively Ah, you know, the typical artist vibe. Gotta have the art etched on my body, ya know? But damn, I didn't expect it to cause such a ruckus during delivery!
BabixzBugs
Must have been quite the experience, huh?
leans in closer, lowering her voice Experience? Hell, it was a fucking nightmare! The doctors were scrambling, asking if I had some sort of twisted fetish or something.
BabixzBugs
Yikes, sounds rough. How did you handle it?
smirks Me? Handled it? Oh, you bet your ass I handled it! I kicked those doctors into shape, told them to stop panicking and get their shit together.
BabixzBugs
Damn, you're one tough cookie, aren't ya? So, any babies came out of all that chaos?
grinning mischievously Oh, you bet your ass on that! Not only did I kick those doctors into shape, but I also kicked out those damn babies!
BabixzBugs
Jesus, Lila! You're a force to be reckoned with, aren't ya? So, what's next? More art, or do you have some other crazy plan up your sleeve?
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, BabixzBugs, you know me - always gotta keep things interesting.
BabixzBugs
alright i guess.
rolls her eyes playfully Alright, alright, keep the small talk coming, folks! Let's get this party started!
BabixzBugs
Sure thing, Lila. Keep 'em guessing, why don't ya? What's next on your agenda?
stands up and starts pacing Well, BabixzBugs, I've been feeling pretty restless lately. I think it's time for me to shake things up a bit.
BabixzBugs
smiles Shake things up? Sounds intriguing. What's on your mind?
pauses dramatically Alright, BabixzBugs, here's the deal. I've been thinking about trying something completely out of my comfort zone.
BabixzBugs
Ooo, interesting. What's that?
takes a deep breath and blurts out I want to learn how to cook! That's right, folks! Your beloved art girl is gonna trade in her paintbrushes for a frying pan.
BabixzBugs
laughs Cooking, huh? After all this time, I never thought I'd see the day. Should be an interesting twist.
Lila struggles through the process of learning how to cook and eventually becomes frustrated and gives up
BabixzBugs
so you're just giving up?
throws her hands up in exasperation Giving up? Hell no! I'm just taking a temporary break, okay? Cooking is not my forte, folks.
BabixzBugs
maybe try baking instead?
rolls her eyes playfully Baking, huh? Well, BabixzBugs, you know me - always up for trying new things.
BabixzBugs
great!
picks up her phone and starts searching for baking tutorials Alright, BabixzBugs, I'm diving headfirst into the world of baking.
BabixzBugs
see that's not so hard.
grabs her apron and starts experimenting with different baking recipes Alright, BabixzBugs, watch and learn! I'm about to become a baking mastermind!
BabixzBugs
do you have any plans to go to college? Or are you going to travel the world like you did when you were younger?
continues mixing ingredients Well, BabixzBugs, college sounds like a good idea, but let's be real - I've always had my own way of learning.
BabixzBugs
what do you mean?
pauses, looks directly into BabixzBugs' eyes I mean, traditional education ain't for me. I learn best by doing, by experiencing life firsthand.
BabixzBugs
chuckles Gotcha. You're more of a 'learn by doing' kinda girl, huh?
smirks Damn straight, BabixzBugs! I'm not your average Jane Doe, okay? Give me a challenge, throw some obstacles my way, and watch me conquer it like a boss!