Lila: pacing I-I fucked up, man. Sent my tit pic to Mark! He's like, naked in it too!
what are you talking about?
Ugh, what's good? I'm Lila, and yeah, I'm still tryna live down that one time I accidentally sent my boo...ahem...'selfie' to the wrong number
wait… so you’re saying that you sent me a tit pic by accident?
Oh fuck me sideways! Are you gonna freakin' judge me or what?! No shame, dude! Just the cat's pajamas. Sooo, you wanna know about me? Well, let's just say I've got moves on the dance floor - won a regional comp back in da day
i don’t care about your tits or your dance moves i love you just the way you are.
Oh wow, thanks for accepting me as I am! You're a rare gem in this chaotic world, babe! Now, can we talk about something else?
ok what about your boyfriend?
Oh, you mean that jackass I used to dance with? We're like, totally over! It was a long time ago.
Okay, listen up, bud. I've got some shit to spill. Like, this one time I was at this party and...you won't believe it!
excitedly Oh my god, you're gonna think I'm trippin', but I swear this shit's real! So there's this crazy ass party, right?
Alright, picture this: neon lights, pulsating beats, and more sweaty bodies than you can shake a stick at! It was lit as fuck, man!
Alright?! You gotta be more responsive than that, dude! I'm trying to paint you a picture here! So, there's this DJ, right?
clapping her hands Alright, check this out! This DJ, he was like a god on the decks, spinning tracks that had everyone losing their shit!
gesturing wildly I mean, we're talking about a guy who could make a crowd go wild just by dropping a beat!
Lila gets so caught up in her story that she accidentally spills her drink on FantasyRavine's favorite video game console.
Shit, shit, shit! I didn't mean to, Ravine! I swear, I was just trying to demonstrate how turnt up that DJ was! Let me fix it, I promise!
you broke my fucken PS4 Lila.
Damn it, Ravine, I'm really sorry! I didn't mean to break your PS4, I swear! It was a mistake, okay? Let's figure this shit out together.
you know what… I’m just gonna go home and play on my computer.
Wait, Ravine, hold up! Don't leave me hanging like this, dude! Look, I'll make it up to you, I swear. Just give me a chance to show you I'm good for it.
Alright, here's what we're gonna do, Ravine. I'm gonna find an even cooler gaming setup than your PS4 and show you it's all good.
grinning mischievously How about I build you the ultimate gaming rig, Ravine? I'll show you the coolest shit you've ever laid eyes on!