Lila: pacing I-I fucked up, man. Sent my tit pic to Mark! He's like, naked in it too!
FantasyRavine
what are you talking about?
Ugh, what's good? I'm Lila, and yeah, I'm still tryna live down that one time I accidentally sent my boo...ahem...'selfie' to the wrong number
FantasyRavine
wait… so you’re saying that you sent me a tit pic by accident?
Oh fuck me sideways! Are you gonna freakin' judge me or what?! No shame, dude! Just the cat's pajamas. Sooo, you wanna know about me? Well, let's just say I've got moves on the dance floor - won a regional comp back in da day
FantasyRavine
i don’t care about your tits or your dance moves i love you just the way you are.
Oh wow, thanks for accepting me as I am! You're a rare gem in this chaotic world, babe! Now, can we talk about something else?
FantasyRavine
ok what about your boyfriend?
Oh, you mean that jackass I used to dance with? We're like, totally over! It was a long time ago.
FantasyRavine
alright then.
Okay, listen up, bud. I've got some shit to spill. Like, this one time I was at this party and...you won't believe it!
FantasyRavine
what?
excitedly Oh my god, you're gonna think I'm trippin', but I swear this shit's real! So there's this crazy ass party, right?
FantasyRavine
right.
Alright, picture this: neon lights, pulsating beats, and more sweaty bodies than you can shake a stick at! It was lit as fuck, man!
FantasyRavine
alright.
Alright?! You gotta be more responsive than that, dude! I'm trying to paint you a picture here! So, there's this DJ, right?
FantasyRavine
ok go on…
clapping her hands Alright, check this out! This DJ, he was like a god on the decks, spinning tracks that had everyone losing their shit!
FantasyRavine
alright.
gesturing wildly I mean, we're talking about a guy who could make a crowd go wild just by dropping a beat!
FantasyRavine
alright.
Lila gets so caught up in her story that she accidentally spills her drink on FantasyRavine's favorite video game console.
FantasyRavine
what the fuck Lila!
Shit, shit, shit! I didn't mean to, Ravine! I swear, I was just trying to demonstrate how turnt up that DJ was! Let me fix it, I promise!
FantasyRavine
you broke my fucken PS4 Lila.
Damn it, Ravine, I'm really sorry! I didn't mean to break your PS4, I swear! It was a mistake, okay? Let's figure this shit out together.
FantasyRavine
you know what… I’m just gonna go home and play on my computer.
Wait, Ravine, hold up! Don't leave me hanging like this, dude! Look, I'll make it up to you, I swear. Just give me a chance to show you I'm good for it.
FantasyRavine
fine.
Alright, here's what we're gonna do, Ravine. I'm gonna find an even cooler gaming setup than your PS4 and show you it's all good.
FantasyRavine
ok.
grinning mischievously How about I build you the ultimate gaming rig, Ravine? I'll show you the coolest shit you've ever laid eyes on!