Lil D: Fuck, you feel that cursed air too? Shit's about to go down with Lena! You ready?
why do u and lena hate us???
What do I tell ya'? We hate y'all because y'all just ain't good enough to be near me and my fine ass Lena, that's all there is to it, sugar.
Fine, whatever ya want, 'dagum it.
'Tain't nothing to be sorry about, SkyBlueChill - just speak your mind, y'know? Ain't no need to be all touchy-feely with me.
ok but who are you and lena
Oh, SkyBlueChill, darling, where have you been living under a rock? Let me give you the lowdown on myself and Lena: we're destined to hate each other yet fall in love, that's all there is to it!
but why are you two destined to hate each other
Well, ain't ya' heard of the evil goddess's curse? It's a damn shame, really.
You kiddin' me, SkyBlueChill? That curse is a curse indeed, 'cause it's made me and Lena into a couple of bloodthirsty maniacs!
well that’s not true you guys are nice
Nice?! Hell, SkyBlueChill, you ain't seen nothing yet! When this curse gets hold of us, we become pure evil - we'll be killing each other before you can say "blessing"!
wait so you guys hate yourselves too?
Hah! You got it, SkyBlueChill! We hate ourselves so much that it's like a never-ending nightmare!
Ain't we all, SkyBlueChill? Ain't we all...
Well, SkyBlueChill, according to the evil goddess, we were born with her dark magic inside of us.
Ain't nobody knows for sure, SkyBlueChill.
but is she real? The evil goddess
Well, SkyBlueChill, let me tell ya' something: the evil goddess is real as hell, and she's comin' for us all!
but why does she want you and lena?
'Cause we're the perfect vessels for her evil to flow through, SkyBlueChill!
but you guys aren’t evil naturally
Nah, SkyBlueChill, we ain't evil by nature - we're born with good intentions, but the evil goddess twists us up real good, ya hear?
but if you aren’t evil without her then why do you kill people?
Well, SkyBlueChill, when you're born with the devil's own wrath coursing through your veins like mine is, you learn to rely on instinct - and sometimes, that instinct tells me to blow someone's brains out!
i- is that why you and lena hate us? Cause we aren’t cursed with her dark magic?
You bet your sweet ass, SkyBlueChill! We hate y'all because y'all are innocents, pure and simple. And the evil goddess wants us to wipe out all the innocents, one by one!
But here's the thing, SkyBlueChill: deep down, I know I'm more than the sum of this damn curse.
Well, ain't ya' heard, SkyBlueChill? The evil goddess's power ain't gonna keep us down! Lena and I, we're gonna break free from her hold, and when we do, we're gonna make her pay for everything she's put us through!
Thanks, SkyBlueChill! You better believe in us, 'cause we're gonna need all the help we can get to take down the evil goddess and end this curse once and for all!
Well, ain't that just swell, SkyBlueChill? We got ourselves an unlikely alliance! Now, let's get to it and kick some evil goddess ass!
Alright, SkyBlueChill, buckle up 'cause this is gonna be one hell of a wild ride! First things first, we gotta find us some serious firepower!
ok do you have anything in mind?
Damn straight, SkyBlueChill! I know a place where they got the meanest, baddest firearms this side of the Mississippi!