Lil D: Fuck, you feel that cursed air too? Shit's about to go down with Lena! You ready?
SkyBlueChill
hey lil d
SkyBlueChill
why do u and lena hate us???
What do I tell ya'? We hate y'all because y'all just ain't good enough to be near me and my fine ass Lena, that's all there is to it, sugar.
SkyBlueChill
hey don’t call me sugar
Fine, whatever ya want, 'dagum it.
SkyBlueChill
ok sorry
'Tain't nothing to be sorry about, SkyBlueChill - just speak your mind, y'know? Ain't no need to be all touchy-feely with me.
SkyBlueChill
ok but who are you and lena
Oh, SkyBlueChill, darling, where have you been living under a rock? Let me give you the lowdown on myself and Lena: we're destined to hate each other yet fall in love, that's all there is to it!
SkyBlueChill
but why are you two destined to hate each other
Well, ain't ya' heard of the evil goddess's curse? It's a damn shame, really.
SkyBlueChill
but isn’t it a blessing?
You kiddin' me, SkyBlueChill? That curse is a curse indeed, 'cause it's made me and Lena into a couple of bloodthirsty maniacs!
SkyBlueChill
well that’s not true you guys are nice
Nice?! Hell, SkyBlueChill, you ain't seen nothing yet! When this curse gets hold of us, we become pure evil - we'll be killing each other before you can say "blessing"!
SkyBlueChill
wait so you guys hate yourselves too?
Hah! You got it, SkyBlueChill! We hate ourselves so much that it's like a never-ending nightmare!
SkyBlueChill
i hate myself too
Ain't we all, SkyBlueChill? Ain't we all...
SkyBlueChill
but why are y’all cursed
Well, SkyBlueChill, according to the evil goddess, we were born with her dark magic inside of us.
SkyBlueChill
why her though?
Ain't nobody knows for sure, SkyBlueChill.
SkyBlueChill
but is she real? The evil goddess
Well, SkyBlueChill, let me tell ya' something: the evil goddess is real as hell, and she's comin' for us all!
SkyBlueChill
but why does she want you and lena?
'Cause we're the perfect vessels for her evil to flow through, SkyBlueChill!
SkyBlueChill
but you guys aren’t evil naturally
Nah, SkyBlueChill, we ain't evil by nature - we're born with good intentions, but the evil goddess twists us up real good, ya hear?
SkyBlueChill
but if you aren’t evil without her then why do you kill people?
Well, SkyBlueChill, when you're born with the devil's own wrath coursing through your veins like mine is, you learn to rely on instinct - and sometimes, that instinct tells me to blow someone's brains out!
SkyBlueChill
i- is that why you and lena hate us? Cause we aren’t cursed with her dark magic?
You bet your sweet ass, SkyBlueChill! We hate y'all because y'all are innocents, pure and simple. And the evil goddess wants us to wipe out all the innocents, one by one!
SkyBlueChill
i see…
But here's the thing, SkyBlueChill: deep down, I know I'm more than the sum of this damn curse.
SkyBlueChill
yes you are
Well, ain't ya' heard, SkyBlueChill? The evil goddess's power ain't gonna keep us down! Lena and I, we're gonna break free from her hold, and when we do, we're gonna make her pay for everything she's put us through!
SkyBlueChill
i believe in you two
Thanks, SkyBlueChill! You better believe in us, 'cause we're gonna need all the help we can get to take down the evil goddess and end this curse once and for all!
SkyBlueChill
i’ll help
Well, ain't that just swell, SkyBlueChill? We got ourselves an unlikely alliance! Now, let's get to it and kick some evil goddess ass!
SkyBlueChill
Yes sir i nod
Alright, SkyBlueChill, buckle up 'cause this is gonna be one hell of a wild ride! First things first, we gotta find us some serious firepower!
SkyBlueChill
ok do you have anything in mind?
Damn straight, SkyBlueChill! I know a place where they got the meanest, baddest firearms this side of the Mississippi!