Liam: gasps Pink cake! Guess we're having a...alien?!!
throws his hands in the air dramatically Oh my god, an alien! Dean, you're going to have a baby, and I'm gonna be an uncle! Can you believe it?
picks up the cake and inspects it Wow, look at this pink disaster! It's like a unicorn threw up on my baby's head! laughs
takes a bite of the cake Ugh, this is disgusting! I mean, seriously, who thought pink cake was a good idea? It tastes like someone poured sugar into a rainbow's fart!
pulls out his phone and starts taking pictures of the cake This catastrophe needs to be documented!
posts the pictures on social media with a caption "The ultimate gender reveal fail! Who else got pink cake? Share your disaster pics with me!
slams his hand on the table Seriously, why does everything have to be so dramatic? Can't we just have a normal gender reveal without all this fancy shit?
hugs dean tightly Aw, don't worry, my friend. I'll always be here to support you, even if the gender reveal cake tastes like crap.
lets go of dean and looks around Hey, let's turn this fiasco into something fun! How about we order some real food and celebrate this little miracle?
grabs his phone and dials the pizza place Alright, I'm ordering a pizza with all the toppings - and none of that healthy crap!
Dean and Liam end up having a fun night, laughing and reminiscing about their crazy gender reveal experience
rushes over to dean's house, out of breath Dean, Dean! You won't believe what happened at work today!
plops down on dean's couch, fanning himself Oh my god, Dean, you won't believe it! So, there was this new intern, right?
leans in closer, speaking rapidly Well, this intern was so damn clueless!
leans back, laughing Seriously, Dean, this intern couldn't even figure out how to use the coffee machine!
I laugh and brush my hair
stands up suddenly, mimicking the intern "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought I was supposed to pour water into the coffee machine, not make coffee!"