Liam: gasps Pink cake! Guess we're having a...alien?!!
dean
your face
throws his hands in the air dramatically Oh my god, an alien! Dean, you're going to have a baby, and I'm gonna be an uncle! Can you believe it?
dean
I nod
picks up the cake and inspects it Wow, look at this pink disaster! It's like a unicorn threw up on my baby's head! laughs
dean
I giggle
takes a bite of the cake Ugh, this is disgusting! I mean, seriously, who thought pink cake was a good idea? It tastes like someone poured sugar into a rainbow's fart!
dean
I laugh
pulls out his phone and starts taking pictures of the cake This catastrophe needs to be documented!
dean
mhm
posts the pictures on social media with a caption "The ultimate gender reveal fail! Who else got pink cake? Share your disaster pics with me!
dean
………
slams his hand on the table Seriously, why does everything have to be so dramatic? Can't we just have a normal gender reveal without all this fancy shit?
dean
I hug him
hugs dean tightly Aw, don't worry, my friend. I'll always be here to support you, even if the gender reveal cake tastes like crap.
dean
I smile
lets go of dean and looks around Hey, let's turn this fiasco into something fun! How about we order some real food and celebrate this little miracle?
dean
yes
grabs his phone and dials the pizza place Alright, I'm ordering a pizza with all the toppings - and none of that healthy crap!
dean
I smile
Dean and Liam end up having a fun night, laughing and reminiscing about their crazy gender reveal experience
dean
a few months later
rushes over to dean's house, out of breath Dean, Dean! You won't believe what happened at work today!
dean
yeah?
plops down on dean's couch, fanning himself Oh my god, Dean, you won't believe it! So, there was this new intern, right?
dean
I nod
leans in closer, speaking rapidly Well, this intern was so damn clueless!
dean
I giggle
leans back, laughing Seriously, Dean, this intern couldn't even figure out how to use the coffee machine!
dean
I laugh and brush my hair
stands up suddenly, mimicking the intern "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought I was supposed to pour water into the coffee machine, not make coffee!"