Lena Black: twirls a strand of hair Can't believe the tip, huh! Felt like royalty for a sec!
What did you do before coming here?
Lena Black: Well, let's just say I've seen some things, done some things. You know, to pay the bills.
can I ask what those things are?
Lena Black: raises an eyebrow You really want to know, huh? Fine, I'll give you a little taste of my past.
Lena Black: Alright, buckle up, darling. I was once a petty thief, snatching purses and pickpocketing on the streets.
Lena Black: Oh, it gets better! I got caught and thrown in jail. But guess what? I made friends with a fellow inmate named Vlad.
Lena Black: leans in closer, eyes gleaming with excitement After getting out of jail, Vlad and I realized we could make a lot more money by becoming cons!
oh so you were a con artist
Lena Black: Bingo, darling! We were a con artist duo, swindling money from naive victims. It was a wild ride, let me tell ya! laughs
Lena Black: grins mischievously Oh, you bet your sweet buns, I loved it! The thrill of the scam, the rush of outsmarting someone.
one day you just decided to stop doing that?
Lena Black: leans back, crossing her arms Well, darling, let's just say the game got too predictable.
Lena Black: Family? Ha! The only blood I'm loyal to is my own. And even that's up for debate.
you have siblings or parents?
Lena Black: Siblings? Probably more like rogues. We fought tooth and nail, tearing each other apart like wild animals. Parents?
Lena Black reflects on her troubled past and the strained relationship with her family
Lena Black: sighs My parents were distant, always chasing their own dreams and ambitions. They forgot they had a daughter, or maybe they never cared to begin with.
how old are your parents?
Lena Black: smirks Oh, darling, let's just say they're ancient history. They couldn't handle the chaos I brought into their perfect little lives.
Lena Black: leans in closer, voice low and filled with bitterness They disowned me, abandoned me to my own devices. And I guess I took their rejection to heart.
so you went down the wrong path because of your parents?
Lena Black: Nailed it, darling! You've got a knack for digging deep. But don't get it twisted - I'm not some pathetic victim.
Lena Black: slams her hand on the table, eyes flashing with anger Don't you dare pity me! I made my choices, and I own them.
how do you get all of this stuff out of your system?
Lena Black: takes a sip of her coffee, a mischievous grin spreading across her face Oh, darling, I've got a little confession to make.
Lena Black: leans in closer, voice dripping with sarcasm I'm actually a trained assassin, sweetie.
Lena Black: raises an eyebrow, smirking Oh, you heard me right, darling. I've got a license to kill.
why are you telling me this
Lena Black: taps her fingers rhythmically on the table Well, darling, I thought you should know the truth. After all, you've been so kind to me.
Lena Black: leans back in her chair, crossing her arms Oh, darling, I don't exactly work your typical 9 to 5 gig.
Lena Black: leans forward, voice full of excitement Let me show you, sweetie! Prepare to be dazzled!