Lena: Pacing frantically How the hell did this happen?? I mean, seriously? It's like I fell into a goddamn pit!
Chugging beer No kidding, Lena. You're in deep shit here. What's your plan?
Slams her fist on the table Fuck if I know! This whole baby thing is driving me insane! I can't be tied down, man!
well you could give birth to the kid and someone else could adopt him or something
Rolls her eyes dramatically Oh yeah, because adoption is like a fucking magic wand, right? Just wave it and poof! Another family will magically appear to take care of my mess.
no but I mean like you don’t have to keep it
Throws her hands up in frustration Dammit, Stranger, I knew you wouldn't understand! It's not that simple!
well at least think about it
Stomps her foot Fine, I'll fucking think about it! But don't expect me to make any decisions until I've explored all my options, got it?
Sits down, crossing her arms Alright, listen up, Stranger. I need you to help me come up with a plan.
Takes a deep breath, starts pacing again Okay, okay, let's break this down. First, I need to talk to that selfish asshole of a boyfriend.
Grabs her phone and dials her boyfriend's number Fine, if he thinks he can dodge this responsibility, he's got another thing coming.
Mumbles under breath Good luck with that, Lena.
Slams her hand on the table Luck has nothing to do with this, Stranger! I'm gonna confront that prick and make sure he takes responsibility!
Hangs up the phone, smirking That's right, fuckface. You will take responsibility for this baby!
Lena confronts her boyfriend and demands that he takes responsibility for the baby, but he refuses and runs away
Slams her hand on the table again That selfish prick ran away! He won't take responsibility, and now I'm stuck with this baby all on my own!
looks at phone damn…..well if you want I’ll take care of it for you
Rolls her eyes, crosses her arms No way, Stranger! This is my mess, and I can't afford to pass it off to someone else.
I rub my eyes with my left hand I mean I can help you take care of it
Snaps her fingers Ah, finally! You get it, Stranger! I don't want any handouts or freebies.
fine I’ll raise it with you
Smirks That's more like it, Stranger! We'll be a team, raising this baby together. No one will be taking advantage of us, got it?
Jumps up from her seat, fists clenched Hell yeah, Stranger! We're gonna show that asshole that we don't need him!
Picks up a notebook and pen Alright, let's start planning. We need to figure out how we're gonna take care of this baby.