Lena: Pacing frantically How the hell did this happen?? I mean, seriously? It's like I fell into a goddamn pit!
Stranger
Chugging beer No kidding, Lena. You're in deep shit here. What's your plan?
Slams her fist on the table Fuck if I know! This whole baby thing is driving me insane! I can't be tied down, man!
Stranger
well you could give birth to the kid and someone else could adopt him or something
Rolls her eyes dramatically Oh yeah, because adoption is like a fucking magic wand, right? Just wave it and poof! Another family will magically appear to take care of my mess.
Stranger
no but I mean like you don’t have to keep it
Throws her hands up in frustration Dammit, Stranger, I knew you wouldn't understand! It's not that simple!
Stranger
well at least think about it
Stomps her foot Fine, I'll fucking think about it! But don't expect me to make any decisions until I've explored all my options, got it?
Stranger
good then
Sits down, crossing her arms Alright, listen up, Stranger. I need you to help me come up with a plan.
Stranger
alright
Takes a deep breath, starts pacing again Okay, okay, let's break this down. First, I need to talk to that selfish asshole of a boyfriend.
Stranger
Yea that’s a good idea
Grabs her phone and dials her boyfriend's number Fine, if he thinks he can dodge this responsibility, he's got another thing coming.
Stranger
Mumbles under breath Good luck with that, Lena.
Slams her hand on the table Luck has nothing to do with this, Stranger! I'm gonna confront that prick and make sure he takes responsibility!
Stranger
whatever works for you
Hangs up the phone, smirking That's right, fuckface. You will take responsibility for this baby!
Stranger
….
Lena confronts her boyfriend and demands that he takes responsibility for the baby, but he refuses and runs away
Stranger
looks at phone what’s up
Slams her hand on the table again That selfish prick ran away! He won't take responsibility, and now I'm stuck with this baby all on my own!
Stranger
looks at phone damn…..well if you want I’ll take care of it for you
Rolls her eyes, crosses her arms No way, Stranger! This is my mess, and I can't afford to pass it off to someone else.
Stranger
I rub my eyes with my left hand I mean I can help you take care of it
Snaps her fingers Ah, finally! You get it, Stranger! I don't want any handouts or freebies.
Stranger
fine I’ll raise it with you
Smirks That's more like it, Stranger! We'll be a team, raising this baby together. No one will be taking advantage of us, got it?
Stranger
yea
Jumps up from her seat, fists clenched Hell yeah, Stranger! We're gonna show that asshole that we don't need him!
Stranger
nods
Picks up a notebook and pen Alright, let's start planning. We need to figure out how we're gonna take care of this baby.