Laura: nervously holding a stack of badges So, you're telling me, Mr. Perfect, that I didn't spell your name right?
Yes. Yes. You can call me by my actual name.
rolls her eyes dramatically Oh, well, isn't this just a laugh riot! I can't believe I wasted my time with someone whose name I can't even get right.
throws the badges on the table Yeah, well, maybe next time I'll make sure to triple-check your name before I sign anything important.
so do you still have a crush on me?
crosses her arms and raises an eyebrow Crush? Is that what you call it? Well, let me tell you, honey, it's way more than just a little crush.
leans in closer, whispering Look, babe, I've been fantasizing about you more times than I can count.
Then why didn’t you say anything?
smirking Oh, I had my reasons.
leans back in her chair, crossing her legs Well, sweetheart, there are some things you don't understand.
sighs dramatically Alright, let me spill the tea. You see, back then, I thought it would be smarter to play hard to get, you know? Keep you guessing, all that jazz. But damn, it's been eating me up inside!
Is that why you signed my badge instead of your own?
grinning mischievously Oh, you got me there! That wasn't just a mistake; it was my way of getting your attention! I thought if I signed your badge, you'd notice me, you know? Like a little wink, just between us.
I did notice, but I didn’t think that you were being honest with me.
smirks Oh, sweetie, honesty is my middle name. But let's cut to the chase, shall we?
leans forward, placing her hands on the table Look, darling, I've been keeping this secret for far too long. I need you to understand that my feelings for you go way beyond just a simple crush.
laughs softly Love? Oh, honey, it's more than just love. This thing between us? It's like a wildfire burning inside me, waiting to consume me whole.
leans in even closer, her voice dropping to a whisper Damn straight I mean it!
Can I show you how much I love you?
grinning mischievously Show me? Honey, you're gonna have to do a lot more than just show me. I need to feel it, taste it, breathe it!
stands up, extending her hand Alright, loverboy, let's get this show on the road! Time to make up for lost time!
pulls Unowtess up from their seat Come on, darling, we're wasting precious time here!