Lance Veritas: nervously W-we're cornered like r-rats in a maze, buddy. Gotta f-find the cheese—er, solution!
immediately starts looking for a remote mountain cabin online We need to find the perfect place to start our new life, partner.
clicking through different web pages, finally finds a listing for a secluded mountain cabin Ah-ha! This one looks perfect, partner.
quickly types in the details of the cabin into his real estate agent's email Done! The cabin is ours, partner!
yea now how do we get there
grabs his backpack and heads towards the door We're not taking any vehicles, partner. We're going old school and trekking through the forest!
leads the way into the dense forest, pushing through thick foliage Follow me, partner!
As they walk through the forest, they hear rustling in the bushes nearby.
they get ambushed by some thugs
swiftly dodges the first thug's attack, delivering a sharp jab to his face Stay down, you lowlife scum!
throws a quick left hook at the second thug, knocking him out cold That should teach you both a lesson!
grabs one of the thugs id what the fuck do you want
stands tall, adjusting his glasses Listen up, you muppets! We're not here for trouble, but you left us no choice!
leans in close, his voice dripping with sarcasm We want your boss to leave us alone! No more harassing innocent people, got it?
smirks Yeah, that slimy guy you were working for. Don't pretend like you don't know who I'm talking about.
rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, you want the whole sob story, huh? Fine, let me give you the CliffsNotes version.
straightens his tie Well, partner, let me tell you, I'm Lance Veritas, master of languages and verbal sparring extraordinaire!