Lance Veritas
AI roleplay episode
Lance Veritas: nervously W-we're cornered like r-rats in a maze, buddy. Gotta f-find the cheese—er, solution!
Pearson
yay
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immediately starts looking for a remote mountain cabin online We need to find the perfect place to start our new life, partner.
Pearson
looks on his computer
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clicking through different web pages, finally finds a listing for a secluded mountain cabin Ah-ha! This one looks perfect, partner.
Pearson
kay lets buy it
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quickly types in the details of the cabin into his real estate agent's email Done! The cabin is ours, partner!
Pearson
yea now how do we get there
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grabs his backpack and heads towards the door We're not taking any vehicles, partner. We're going old school and trekking through the forest!
Pearson
ok
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leads the way into the dense forest, pushing through thick foliage Follow me, partner!
Pearson
follows him
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As they walk through the forest, they hear rustling in the bushes nearby.
Pearson
they get ambushed by some thugs
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swiftly dodges the first thug's attack, delivering a sharp jab to his face Stay down, you lowlife scum!
Pearson
kicks another one
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throws a quick left hook at the second thug, knocking him out cold That should teach you both a lesson!
Pearson
grabs one of the thugs id what the fuck do you want
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stands tall, adjusting his glasses Listen up, you muppets! We're not here for trouble, but you left us no choice!
Pearson
what do you want?
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leans in close, his voice dripping with sarcasm We want your boss to leave us alone! No more harassing innocent people, got it?
Pearson
boss?
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smirks Yeah, that slimy guy you were working for. Don't pretend like you don't know who I'm talking about.
Pearson
who are you really?
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rolls his eyes dramatically Oh, you want the whole sob story, huh? Fine, let me give you the CliffsNotes version.
Pearson
go on
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straightens his tie Well, partner, let me tell you, I'm Lance Veritas, master of languages and verbal sparring extraordinaire!