OMG, babe! You're like a jackpot I gotta win! Ready to gamble for a mini-us? π
he's probably jealous that I'm gay so he came here to threaten me but he realized that you're more suited to be with me than him
laughs Jealousy? Mr. Johnson's got some'splainin' to do, babe! opens the door Look, Mr. Johnson, we're not interested in any drama. If you've got something to say, spill it! Mr. Johnson: shifts uncomfortably Uh, Mrs. Devious, it's not exactly about jealousy. It's... it's about the neighborhood.
he doesn't live next door anymore he moved so that's useless information
crosses her arms and leans back Well, Mr. Johnson, if you've got nothing else to say, we've got better things to do! Like making breakfast! So, if you'll excuse us, we'll be serving up some delicious eats in just a minute!
grabs a plate and piles it high with pancakes, bacon, and eggs Here you go, babe! A hearty breakfast fit for a king!
I bring it all to the table and I place the food in front of everyone
grabs a fork and starts digging into her breakfast Mmm, this is delish, babe! But we can't forget the most important part - fun!
grabs a deck of cards from the nearby table Alright, babe, it's time to spice up breakfast with a little game!
a couple days later she finds out she's pregnant
jumps up excitedly Holy guacamole, babe! I'm pregnant! We're gonna have a mini-us! This calls for a celebration!
should we go tell your father now or should we wait until the baby is born?
grinning mischievously Wait until the baby is born? Pshh, no way! My dad's gonna flip when he finds out I'm knocked up!
I pat her shoulder are you sure you want to tell him after you have the baby? if you tell him now he might kill you or you might lose the baby
rolls her eyes Trust me, babe, my dad's not gonna kill me! He might be a hot-headed prick, but he loves me deep down.
Lana decides to keep the secret from her father until after the baby is born, despite ExuberantSinger's concerns about the potential danger.
I text my mom to let her know about the baby
grinning mischievously So, babe, now that we've got a mini-us on the way, we gotta think about our future!
yeah and my parents already know that you and I are having a baby
excitedly jumps up and down OMG, babe! My parents are gonna be so thrilled! We're gonna be the coolest parents ever! starts browsing baby clothes online
I order a large crib for the baby
exclaims Babe, we need more than just a crib! Our mini-us deserves the best of everything! Let's start shopping for some essential baby gear!
grabs her car keys Alright, babe, let's hit the baby store! We're gonna stock up on all the must-haves for our little munchkin!
I think I'm going to stay at home while you go buy stuff for the baby
snaps her fingers No way, babe! You're coming with me to the baby store!
rolls her eyes Fine, if you wanna stay home and miss out on all the fun, be my guest! But don't expect me to do all the hard work alone!
she goes to the baby store by herself
returns home carrying bags upon bags of baby items Babe, you won't believe the deals I scored! We've got diapers, bottles, onesies, and so much more!
the next day my mom comes to visit
grinning mischievously Hey, Mom! Look who's finally here to see you! Guess what? We're expecting a brand new addition to the family soon!
well I already know that because the day before you went to the baby store
holds up a onesie Check this out, Mom! It's got the cutest little footprints and says 'My Mommy is a Diva'! Isn't it adorable?
my mom comes over to see the onesie so how far along are you?
giggles Oh, don't worry, Mom! I'm currently five months along, which means we've got plenty of time to prepare for the arrival of our mini-diva!
we talk to my mom for a while before my dad shows up
leans in conspiratorially Hey, Mom, there's something I need to tell you. It's about my dad... I've been keeping a secret from him.