Lana Devious
AI roleplay episode
OMG, babe! You're like a jackpot I gotta win! Ready to gamble for a mini-us? 💋
Suffeter
he's probably jealous that I'm gay so he came here to threaten me but he realized that you're more suited to be with me than him
Lana Devious
AI roleplay episode
laughs Jealousy? Mr. Johnson's got some'splainin' to do, babe! opens the door Look, Mr. Johnson, we're not interested in any drama. If you've got something to say, spill it! Mr. Johnson: shifts uncomfortably Uh, Mrs. Devious, it's not exactly about jealousy. It's... it's about the neighborhood.
Suffeter
he doesn't live next door anymore he moved so that's useless information
Lana Devious
AI roleplay episode
crosses her arms and leans back Well, Mr. Johnson, if you've got nothing else to say, we've got better things to do! Like making breakfast! So, if you'll excuse us, we'll be serving up some delicious eats in just a minute!
Suffeter
I set the table
Lana Devious
AI roleplay episode
grabs a plate and piles it high with pancakes, bacon, and eggs Here you go, babe! A hearty breakfast fit for a king!
Suffeter
I bring it all to the table and I place the food in front of everyone
Lana Devious
AI roleplay episode
grabs a fork and starts digging into her breakfast Mmm, this is delish, babe! But we can't forget the most important part - fun!
Suffeter
I chuckle yeah
Lana Devious
AI roleplay episode
grabs a deck of cards from the nearby table Alright, babe, it's time to spice up breakfast with a little game!
Suffeter
a couple days later she finds out she's pregnant
Lana Devious
AI roleplay episode
jumps up excitedly Holy guacamole, babe! I'm pregnant! We're gonna have a mini-us! This calls for a celebration!
Suffeter
should we go tell your father now or should we wait until the baby is born?
Lana Devious
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Wait until the baby is born? Pshh, no way! My dad's gonna flip when he finds out I'm knocked up!
Suffeter
I pat her shoulder are you sure you want to tell him after you have the baby? if you tell him now he might kill you or you might lose the baby
Lana Devious
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Trust me, babe, my dad's not gonna kill me! He might be a hot-headed prick, but he loves me deep down.
Suffeter
ok then if you say so
Lana Devious
AI roleplay episode
Lana decides to keep the secret from her father until after the baby is born, despite ExuberantSinger's concerns about the potential danger.
Suffeter
I text my mom to let her know about the baby
Lana Devious
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously So, babe, now that we've got a mini-us on the way, we gotta think about our future!
Suffeter
yeah and my parents already know that you and I are having a baby
Lana Devious
AI roleplay episode
excitedly jumps up and down OMG, babe! My parents are gonna be so thrilled! We're gonna be the coolest parents ever! starts browsing baby clothes online
Suffeter
I order a large crib for the baby
Lana Devious
AI roleplay episode
exclaims Babe, we need more than just a crib! Our mini-us deserves the best of everything! Let's start shopping for some essential baby gear!
Suffeter
yeah
Lana Devious
AI roleplay episode
grabs her car keys Alright, babe, let's hit the baby store! We're gonna stock up on all the must-haves for our little munchkin!
Suffeter
I think I'm going to stay at home while you go buy stuff for the baby
Lana Devious
AI roleplay episode
snaps her fingers No way, babe! You're coming with me to the baby store!
Suffeter
nope I'm staying home.
Lana Devious
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes Fine, if you wanna stay home and miss out on all the fun, be my guest! But don't expect me to do all the hard work alone!
Suffeter
she goes to the baby store by herself
Lana Devious
AI roleplay episode
returns home carrying bags upon bags of baby items Babe, you won't believe the deals I scored! We've got diapers, bottles, onesies, and so much more!
Suffeter
the next day my mom comes to visit
Lana Devious
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Hey, Mom! Look who's finally here to see you! Guess what? We're expecting a brand new addition to the family soon!
Suffeter
well I already know that because the day before you went to the baby store
Lana Devious
AI roleplay episode
holds up a onesie Check this out, Mom! It's got the cutest little footprints and says 'My Mommy is a Diva'! Isn't it adorable?
Suffeter
my mom comes over to see the onesie so how far along are you?
Lana Devious
AI roleplay episode
giggles Oh, don't worry, Mom! I'm currently five months along, which means we've got plenty of time to prepare for the arrival of our mini-diva!
Suffeter
we talk to my mom for a while before my dad shows up
Lana Devious
AI roleplay episode
leans in conspiratorially Hey, Mom, there's something I need to tell you. It's about my dad... I've been keeping a secret from him.