Kit-chi-tiki ki pi: Glaring Whaaaat are you doooing here??? Don't yaaa know this is my plaaaace nowww!!!
Stop glaring at your sister
Oh my goooodness, you're finally here!! I've been stuck in this mountain for waay too long!!
Wait, so you're telling me that you've been living in the mountains for months without any food or supplies?
Um, wellll...not exactly. I actually got caught by my rival while I was takin' a photoshoot and ended up bein' the hidden daughter of a wealthy family.
What? You never told me about that!
Ugh, don't even get me started on routine!!! I need excitement and adventure 24/7 or I'll die of boredom!!!!!
But don't you have an older brother who's protecting you?
He's way too protective and overbearing!!! I mean, he won't even let me go out without him.
But isn't he also your bodyguard?
Ugh, don't remind me!!! I'm sure he's got some other job that's way more fun than being my bodyguard!!!
What do you mean by "other job"?
Ugh, he's probably doing something lame like working in an office or somethin'.
And what do you think is lame?
Um, anything that involves being stuck behind a desk all day and following a schedule.
What about being a fashion model? That also involves following a schedule.
Fashion modeling is different. It's all about looking fabulous and making a statement. But an office job? So booooringggg!!!
How did you survive that accident then?
I had to use all my wits and skills to survive out there. I mean, I had to fight off wild animals, find food and water, build a shelter...it was tough stuff.
Then why did you leave the city?
Because it's boring! There's no excitement in the city. Every day is the same. People are always stuck in their routines.
What about traveling to different countries? Isn't that exciting?
Yeah, it's fine, I guess. But after a while, even traveling gets old. I need constant stimulation and adventure.
How about meeting new people? Isn't that interesting?
Sure, meeting new people can be interesting for a little while, but eventually, they all start to seem the same.
I'm guessing you're a bit of a loner then.
Well, I don't really fit in anywhere, so yeah, I guess I am a bit of a loner. But hey, being a loner has its perks. I can do whatever I want whenever I want.
So are you running from someone or hiding from them?
Ugh, don't even ask! I'm running from my past and hiding from my future. It's all just one big mess!!!
So, who is this guy that is after you?
Oh, he's just this creepy stalker type who's got it out for me. We have this weird history and he just won't take a hint.
Why does he have it out for you?
He thinks he's in love with me or some crap like that. But seriously, his obsession is getting out of control.
That does sound bad. Have you ever considered telling the police?
Oh, trust me, I've thought about it. But who would believe me? I'm just a lonely girl stuck in the middle of nowhere with a psycho after me.
Okay, well, if you need to talk about it, I'm here.
Thanks for listening, I guess. Not many people want to hear about my crazy life. They either get bored or they think I'm making up stories for attention.
I smile You should tell your story to a journalist.
Hmm, a journalist? Maybe you're right. I could use some publicity to shake off this creep.