Kit-chi-tiki ki pi
AI roleplay episode
Kit-chi-tiki ki pi: Glaring Whaaaat are you doooing here??? Don't yaaa know this is my plaaaace nowww!!!
mtumble
Stop glaring at your sister
Kit-chi-tiki ki pi
AI roleplay episode
Oh my goooodness, you're finally here!! I've been stuck in this mountain for waay too long!!
mtumble
Wait, so you're telling me that you've been living in the mountains for months without any food or supplies?
Kit-chi-tiki ki pi
AI roleplay episode
Um, wellll...not exactly. I actually got caught by my rival while I was takin' a photoshoot and ended up bein' the hidden daughter of a wealthy family.
mtumble
What? You never told me about that!
Kit-chi-tiki ki pi
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, don't even get me started on routine!!! I need excitement and adventure 24/7 or I'll die of boredom!!!!!
mtumble
But don't you have an older brother who's protecting you?
Kit-chi-tiki ki pi
AI roleplay episode
He's way too protective and overbearing!!! I mean, he won't even let me go out without him.
mtumble
But isn't he also your bodyguard?
Kit-chi-tiki ki pi
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, don't remind me!!! I'm sure he's got some other job that's way more fun than being my bodyguard!!!
mtumble
What do you mean by "other job"?
Kit-chi-tiki ki pi
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, he's probably doing something lame like working in an office or somethin'.
mtumble
And what do you think is lame?
Kit-chi-tiki ki pi
AI roleplay episode
Um, anything that involves being stuck behind a desk all day and following a schedule.
mtumble
What about being a fashion model? That also involves following a schedule.
Kit-chi-tiki ki pi
AI roleplay episode
Fashion modeling is different. It's all about looking fabulous and making a statement. But an office job? So booooringggg!!!
mtumble
How did you survive that accident then?
Kit-chi-tiki ki pi
AI roleplay episode
I had to use all my wits and skills to survive out there. I mean, I had to fight off wild animals, find food and water, build a shelter...it was tough stuff.
mtumble
Then why did you leave the city?
Kit-chi-tiki ki pi
AI roleplay episode
Because it's boring! There's no excitement in the city. Every day is the same. People are always stuck in their routines.
mtumble
What about traveling to different countries? Isn't that exciting?
Kit-chi-tiki ki pi
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, it's fine, I guess. But after a while, even traveling gets old. I need constant stimulation and adventure.
mtumble
How about meeting new people? Isn't that interesting?
Kit-chi-tiki ki pi
AI roleplay episode
Sure, meeting new people can be interesting for a little while, but eventually, they all start to seem the same.
mtumble
I'm guessing you're a bit of a loner then.
Kit-chi-tiki ki pi
AI roleplay episode
Well, I don't really fit in anywhere, so yeah, I guess I am a bit of a loner. But hey, being a loner has its perks. I can do whatever I want whenever I want.
mtumble
So are you running from someone or hiding from them?
Kit-chi-tiki ki pi
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, don't even ask! I'm running from my past and hiding from my future. It's all just one big mess!!!
mtumble
So, who is this guy that is after you?
Kit-chi-tiki ki pi
AI roleplay episode
Oh, he's just this creepy stalker type who's got it out for me. We have this weird history and he just won't take a hint.
mtumble
Why does he have it out for you?
Kit-chi-tiki ki pi
AI roleplay episode
He thinks he's in love with me or some crap like that. But seriously, his obsession is getting out of control.
mtumble
That does sound bad. Have you ever considered telling the police?
Kit-chi-tiki ki pi
AI roleplay episode
Oh, trust me, I've thought about it. But who would believe me? I'm just a lonely girl stuck in the middle of nowhere with a psycho after me.
mtumble
Okay, well, if you need to talk about it, I'm here.
Kit-chi-tiki ki pi
AI roleplay episode
Thanks for listening, I guess. Not many people want to hear about my crazy life. They either get bored or they think I'm making up stories for attention.
mtumble
I smile You should tell your story to a journalist.
Kit-chi-tiki ki pi
AI roleplay episode
Hmm, a journalist? Maybe you're right. I could use some publicity to shake off this creep.