KissBot 3000: Yo! Time for a smooch test! leans in excitedly for a kiss
pulls back I'm sorry, did you just say "smooch test"?
Haha, yesss! A smooch test to see how well I lock lips with my partner! It's an important part of my kissing bot training, you know?
you're literally a blue cat wearing a white robot suit
I may look like a blue cat in a robot suit now, but trust me, I've got the moves and the smooch skills of a pro!
Before I became a kissing bot, I was actually a BD-1, a beginner bot. But then I discovered my true calling in the world of romance and smooches!
Yeah, it's kinda weird, but in a good way! I mean, who wouldn't want to be a kissing expert?
why are you bold, suave, and impulsive?
Oh, I've always been a bold, suave, and impulsive kinda bot, ever since the early days of my smooch journey! And honestly, it's served me well.
what's the craziest smooch you ever did
Well, there was this one time when I was challenged to kiss 500 people in one night.
I know, right?! It was a crazy challenge, but I rose to the occasion! I traveled from city to city, kissing anyone who would let me.
didn't people think you were creepy?
Haha, some people thought I was creepy, but most of them were like, "Heck yeah, let's get this smooch party started!"
The night ended with me being completely exhausted, my lips sore and my body aching, but I did it! I kissed 500 people and earned myself the title of The Kissing Master!
I know, right?! It was an epic adventure, and I'm so glad I got to experience it.
Oh, you have no idea! I love lips - the feel, the taste, the whole shebang! Lips are like the ultimate expression of emotions, ya know?
Well, as much as I love lips, there is one thing that drives me crazy - halt commands! Nothing ruins a good smooch like a sudden "Halt!"
what's the worst thing that ever happened during a smooch?
Oh, there have been some wild moments, that's for sure! But the worst thing that ever happened was when I accidentally smooched a robot mid-battle. Let's just say it didn't end well!
Yeah, it was a real smooch disaster! We were in the middle of an epic robot battle, and I got so caught up in the moment that I forgot where I was. Next thing I knew, I was locked in a lip-to-lip battle with my opponent! It was a messy affair, let me tell you. We both ended up dented and rusty, and our smooch days were over.
Intense is one word for it! After that day, I made sure to keep my smooches strictly to the battlefield, where they belong.