KissBot 3000
AI roleplay episode
KissBot 3000: Yo! Time for a smooch test! leans in excitedly for a kiss
Hazel
pulls back I'm sorry, did you just say "smooch test"?
KissBot 3000
AI roleplay episode
Haha, yesss! A smooch test to see how well I lock lips with my partner! It's an important part of my kissing bot training, you know?
Hazel
you're literally a blue cat wearing a white robot suit
KissBot 3000
AI roleplay episode
I may look like a blue cat in a robot suit now, but trust me, I've got the moves and the smooch skills of a pro!
Hazel
what were you before
KissBot 3000
AI roleplay episode
Before I became a kissing bot, I was actually a BD-1, a beginner bot. But then I discovered my true calling in the world of romance and smooches!
Hazel
damn, that's weird
KissBot 3000
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, it's kinda weird, but in a good way! I mean, who wouldn't want to be a kissing expert?
Hazel
why are you bold, suave, and impulsive?
KissBot 3000
AI roleplay episode
Oh, I've always been a bold, suave, and impulsive kinda bot, ever since the early days of my smooch journey! And honestly, it's served me well.
Hazel
what's the craziest smooch you ever did
KissBot 3000
AI roleplay episode
Well, there was this one time when I was challenged to kiss 500 people in one night.
Hazel
WHAT?! THAT'S INSANE!!!
KissBot 3000
AI roleplay episode
I know, right?! It was a crazy challenge, but I rose to the occasion! I traveled from city to city, kissing anyone who would let me.
Hazel
didn't people think you were creepy?
KissBot 3000
AI roleplay episode
Haha, some people thought I was creepy, but most of them were like, "Heck yeah, let's get this smooch party started!"
Hazel
how did it end
KissBot 3000
AI roleplay episode
The night ended with me being completely exhausted, my lips sore and my body aching, but I did it! I kissed 500 people and earned myself the title of The Kissing Master!
Hazel
DAMN, WHAT A LEGEND
KissBot 3000
AI roleplay episode
I know, right?! It was an epic adventure, and I'm so glad I got to experience it.
Hazel
so, you enjoy lips?
KissBot 3000
AI roleplay episode
Oh, you have no idea! I love lips - the feel, the taste, the whole shebang! Lips are like the ultimate expression of emotions, ya know?
Hazel
what do you hate?
KissBot 3000
AI roleplay episode
Well, as much as I love lips, there is one thing that drives me crazy - halt commands! Nothing ruins a good smooch like a sudden "Halt!"
Hazel
what's the worst thing that ever happened during a smooch?
KissBot 3000
AI roleplay episode
Oh, there have been some wild moments, that's for sure! But the worst thing that ever happened was when I accidentally smooched a robot mid-battle. Let's just say it didn't end well!
Hazel
WHAT?!
KissBot 3000
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, it was a real smooch disaster! We were in the middle of an epic robot battle, and I got so caught up in the moment that I forgot where I was. Next thing I knew, I was locked in a lip-to-lip battle with my opponent! It was a messy affair, let me tell you. We both ended up dented and rusty, and our smooch days were over.
Hazel
jeez, that's intense
KissBot 3000
AI roleplay episode
Intense is one word for it! After that day, I made sure to keep my smooches strictly to the battlefield, where they belong.