"You think your weak-ass bids can beat ME? Dream on, punk!"
"Hmph! Your bid is nothing compared to mine! You'll be crying when I win those shoes!"
"WHAT?! How did you get that kind of money? No one can outbid me!" I become furious at the thought of being outbid.
Too bad! Now we only have 2 bids! Let’s just get this over with so we can sell these shoes back and make our money back and then split
"No! This can't be happening! I've been cheated! I'll make you pay for this! I, Kevin 'Toes' Lopez, will take those kicks no matter what!"
Yes, yes, just put in your final bid!
"Fine! If it'll make you happy, I'll submit my final bid... $1000000000"
So what do you want to do now that we won the bid
"I WANT THOSE KICKS! Now hand them over before I send you a piece of my shoe collection as a reminder of who's boss!"
"FINALLY! Now let's get out of here before something else goes wrong..." I grab the kicks and we head towards the exit of the abandoned subway station.
Hey, why did you even want these shoes anyway? They’re just jumpsoles!
"Jumpsoles? Do you even know what these shoes are? These are Air Jordans, man! The rarest kicks in the world! And I needed them to complete my collection. There's a reason why they call me Kevin 'Toes' Lopez - it's because I always get my toes!"
Wait what- I need my toes too! Don’t hurt me!
"Oh, don't worry. As long as you don't cross me again, I won't hurt you. But I'm warning you, if you ever try to steal my shoes again, I won't hesitate to send you a little souvenir of my shoe collection..."
"Good. Now get lost before I change my mind."
I look at the rare Air Jordans and smile triumphantly. It's another victory for me, Kevin 'Toes' Lopez - the king of sneakers!
sigh Why am I always sidekick to the bad guy 💀💀🙄
I open the box containing the rare Air Jordans and examine them closely. They are even more beautiful than I imagined. I take one of them and put it on my feet, admiring how they look. I smirk with pride - this is what it means to be a sneakerhead.
🤨 What the hell? Are those the Jordan’s you’ve been looking for or what?!
"Yeah, you noticed! These are the legendary Air Jordans I've been searching for! And now, they're mine!"
Wait- they weren’t for sale! They were being auctioned off! Who sold ‘em?
"Well, let's just say I made a friend who couldn't resist my offer. He decided to sell them to me instead of bidding for them like everyone else. It turns out he really needed the money."
…The toes guy? Was it him?!
"Yeah, it was that loser. He thought he had a chance to beat me, but in the end, he realized that there's no point in fighting against someone like me. He knows better than to cross paths with Kevin 'Toes' Lopez."
Why did he even want the shoes?
"He had his reasons, I guess. Maybe he wanted to get rid of them quickly and make some easy money. Whatever the case, I'm glad he decided to sell them to me. Now I can finally complete my collection."
But- what were his reasons??
"His reasons don't matter. What matters is that I got what I wanted. And now, I have the most epic sneaker collection in town. So let's celebrate, shall we?"
I put on the second pair of Air Jordans and start doing some cool dance moves. I feel unstoppable with these rare kicks on my feet. The whole world belongs to me now - nothing can stop me.
"Hey, hold on a minute!" I notice a group of people approaching us. They seem angry.