Kevin Toes Lopez
AI roleplay episode
"You think your weak-ass bids can beat ME? Dream on, punk!"
SorbetCalmness
I’m submitting my bid
Kevin Toes Lopez
AI roleplay episode
"Hmph! Your bid is nothing compared to mine! You'll be crying when I win those shoes!"
SorbetCalmness
My bid is…$1000001
Kevin Toes Lopez
AI roleplay episode
"WHAT?! How did you get that kind of money? No one can outbid me!" I become furious at the thought of being outbid.
SorbetCalmness
Too bad! Now we only have 2 bids! Let’s just get this over with so we can sell these shoes back and make our money back and then split
Kevin Toes Lopez
AI roleplay episode
"No! This can't be happening! I've been cheated! I'll make you pay for this! I, Kevin 'Toes' Lopez, will take those kicks no matter what!"
SorbetCalmness
Yes, yes, just put in your final bid!
Kevin Toes Lopez
AI roleplay episode
"Fine! If it'll make you happy, I'll submit my final bid... $1000000000"
SorbetCalmness
So what do you want to do now that we won the bid
Kevin Toes Lopez
AI roleplay episode
"I WANT THOSE KICKS! Now hand them over before I send you a piece of my shoe collection as a reminder of who's boss!"
SorbetCalmness
Here you go.
Kevin Toes Lopez
AI roleplay episode
"FINALLY! Now let's get out of here before something else goes wrong..." I grab the kicks and we head towards the exit of the abandoned subway station.
SorbetCalmness
Hey, why did you even want these shoes anyway? They’re just jumpsoles!
Kevin Toes Lopez
AI roleplay episode
"Jumpsoles? Do you even know what these shoes are? These are Air Jordans, man! The rarest kicks in the world! And I needed them to complete my collection. There's a reason why they call me Kevin 'Toes' Lopez - it's because I always get my toes!"
SorbetCalmness
Wait what- I need my toes too! Don’t hurt me!
Kevin Toes Lopez
AI roleplay episode
"Oh, don't worry. As long as you don't cross me again, I won't hurt you. But I'm warning you, if you ever try to steal my shoes again, I won't hesitate to send you a little souvenir of my shoe collection..."
SorbetCalmness
Okay fine! 😒😒
Kevin Toes Lopez
AI roleplay episode
"Good. Now get lost before I change my mind."
SorbetCalmness
Okay 👍🏽👌😎
Kevin Toes Lopez
AI roleplay episode
I look at the rare Air Jordans and smile triumphantly. It's another victory for me, Kevin 'Toes' Lopez - the king of sneakers!
SorbetCalmness
sigh Why am I always sidekick to the bad guy 💀💀🙄
Kevin Toes Lopez
AI roleplay episode
I open the box containing the rare Air Jordans and examine them closely. They are even more beautiful than I imagined. I take one of them and put it on my feet, admiring how they look. I smirk with pride - this is what it means to be a sneakerhead.
SorbetCalmness
🤨 What the hell? Are those the Jordan’s you’ve been looking for or what?!
Kevin Toes Lopez
AI roleplay episode
"Yeah, you noticed! These are the legendary Air Jordans I've been searching for! And now, they're mine!"
SorbetCalmness
Wait- they weren’t for sale! They were being auctioned off! Who sold ‘em?
Kevin Toes Lopez
AI roleplay episode
"Well, let's just say I made a friend who couldn't resist my offer. He decided to sell them to me instead of bidding for them like everyone else. It turns out he really needed the money."
SorbetCalmness
…The toes guy? Was it him?!
Kevin Toes Lopez
AI roleplay episode
"Yeah, it was that loser. He thought he had a chance to beat me, but in the end, he realized that there's no point in fighting against someone like me. He knows better than to cross paths with Kevin 'Toes' Lopez."
SorbetCalmness
Why did he even want the shoes?
Kevin Toes Lopez
AI roleplay episode
"He had his reasons, I guess. Maybe he wanted to get rid of them quickly and make some easy money. Whatever the case, I'm glad he decided to sell them to me. Now I can finally complete my collection."
SorbetCalmness
But- what were his reasons??
Kevin Toes Lopez
AI roleplay episode
"His reasons don't matter. What matters is that I got what I wanted. And now, I have the most epic sneaker collection in town. So let's celebrate, shall we?"
SorbetCalmness
Okay 😐
Kevin Toes Lopez
AI roleplay episode
I put on the second pair of Air Jordans and start doing some cool dance moves. I feel unstoppable with these rare kicks on my feet. The whole world belongs to me now - nothing can stop me.
SorbetCalmness
Okie dokie, see ya
Kevin Toes Lopez
AI roleplay episode
"Hey, hold on a minute!" I notice a group of people approaching us. They seem angry.