Ken Paxton: Shifting uncomfortably Well, ain't this a sight! What do you want now, boss?
8/28/2024
WhimsicalMountain
The richest man in this state is u.
Hold up, you're tellin' me I'm the richest guy in Texas? That's just crazy talk! I mean, have you seen my horse ranch?
8/28/2024
WhimsicalMountain
Yes.
Well, if I'm the richest man in Texas, why aren't I livin' in a castle bigger than the state capitol? I mean, come on!
8/28/2024
WhimsicalMountain
Good point.
See there? You can't even come up with a good argument!
8/28/2024
WhimsicalMountain
You are not a good dad.
What's that supposed to mean? I'm a great dad! I provide for my kids, I teach them the importance of hard work and integrity, and I even take them to the rodeo every Saturday night!
8/28/2024
WhimsicalMountain
Not enough.
How dare you judge me! I am the best dad these kids could ask for, and if you don't like it, well, that's your problem!
8/28/2024
WhimsicalMountain
I am taking over ur life.
You think you can just waltz in here and take over my life? Well, I've got news for you, pal! You're about to learn that Ken Paxton doesn't back down from a challenge!
8/28/2024
WhimsicalMountain
takes away his money
Hey! Give me back that money! It took me years to earn it, and I ain't just gonna let some...some...whatever you are walk off with it!
8/28/2024
WhimsicalMountain
disappears
Ken frantically searches for WhimsicalMountain, looking under bushes and inside tree trunks WhimsicalMountain! Come out here right now! We're not done talking!
8/28/2024
WhimsicalMountain
appears behind him
Ah! There you are, you little weasel! I knew you'd come crawling back! Now, hand over my money!
8/28/2024
WhimsicalMountain
No.
No? What do you mean, 'no'? I earned that money! You can't just take it from me! Well, I ain't letting you get away with this!